Chitose-Ryoma IM log. Ryoma gives advice.
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Mada Mada AIM is Ryoma.
suck my 8 balls is Chitose.
Mada Mada AIM: So. Hey.
suck my 8 balls: age/sex/location?
Mada Mada AIM: Are you serious?
Mada Mada AIM: ...fine.
Mada Mada AIM: 13/m/tokyo...?
suck my 8 balls: ... I was joking, shota-bro.
suck my 8 balls: I just had to go listen at the door for a second. I'm trying to decide if Saeki and spaz-bro are fucking.
Mada Mada AIM: Don't call me that.
Mada Mada AIM: ....are they?
Mada Mada AIM: I mean.
suck my 8 balls: It's hard to tell. Spaz-bro makes a lot of weird noises
Mada Mada AIM: They could be playing videogames or something. Or they could be... yeah.
Mada Mada AIM: But whatever. That isn't the point.
Mada Mada AIM: You need advice.
suck my 8 balls: Saeki just said "I love you" five times in the same minute. Do people do that when they're not fucking?
Mada Mada AIM: ...Eh. Saeki might. Dunno about 'people'.
suck my 8 balls: point
Mada Mada AIM: So what's up.
Mada Mada AIM: Besides Saeki and Shishido.
suck my 8 balls: I'm looking at Dr. Phil's website for advice.
Mada Mada AIM: ..."How's that workin' for you?"
suck my 8 balls: Would you say that I need to "rebuild a flawed relationship" or "turn up the heat" in my relationship?
Mada Mada AIM: ...no? Especially if this is about Tachibana.
suck my 8 balls: ...
Mada Mada AIM: What? I read threads. You did a crap job of keeping it secret.
suck my 8 balls: It wasn't a secret.
suck my 8 balls: We just weren't announcing it.
Mada Mada AIM: Same thing. I'd count public comments as announcing, though.
suck my 8 balls: I think spaz-bro just broke my lava lamp.
Mada Mada AIM: What? How?
suck my 8 balls: There was a crash, and he just yelled something about burning hot liquid.
Mada Mada AIM: Seriously? Jeez...
suck my 8 balls: If it's not the lava lamp, then Saeki's got magic semen.
Mada Mada AIM: ...didn't need to hear that. And stop changing the subject.
suck my 8 balls: I wasn't changing the subject. I was mourning the loss of a loved one.
Mada Mada AIM: Same. So basically you're bummed and thinking Tachibana doesn't like you that way 'cause he went and did something with Hiromi? That's what I got from the comments.
suck my 8 balls: Why were you reading my comments to Kippei?
Mada Mada AIM: Why not?
suck my 8 balls: Did psycho-bro teach you to stalk him?
Mada Mada AIM: Who's psycho-bro?
suck my 8 balls: Tezuka Kunimitsu, first person to reach the Pillar of Great Insanity
Mada Mada AIM: Oh. He isn't the first to come to mind for me when I hear 'psycho'.
Mada Mada AIM: But no, he didn't. I read what I feel like.
suck my 8 balls: Right.
suck my 8 balls: So what advice do you have for me?
Mada Mada AIM: Heh. Well I think it's pretty obvious. If I got seriously annoyed and doubted my relationship just because Atobe went and did something with a friend, that'd be stupid. He's gonna go and do stuff with people and you should accept that. Unless it's Tezuka. THEN you need to worry.
Mada Mada AIM: So just ignore it. And then make out with him.
suck my 8 balls: Hiromi is his ex-girlfriend
Mada Mada AIM: Yeah. But you're his best friend and might soon be his... more-than-friend.
Mada Mada AIM: He'd be stupid to ruin that.
Mada Mada AIM: ...and yeah, he's stupid, but is he that stupid? Tch.
suck my 8 balls: ...
suck my 8 balls: Don't call Kippei stupid.
Mada Mada AIM: Oh shut up. He is.
suck my 8 balls: I get to call him stupid. You don't. It's in the rules.
Mada Mada AIM: Whatever. Not the point.
Mada Mada AIM: Just know that the last thing you wanna do is make a big deal of it early on.
Mada Mada AIM: Which you're kind of doing.
suck my 8 balls: I didn't make a big deal of it. He's a dumbass.
Mada Mada AIM: You both are. Perfect match.
suck my 8 balls: ...
suck my 8 balls: Last time I checked, I was the one with Great Wisdom.
Mada Mada AIM: Wisdom doesn't equal common sense.
suck my 8 balls: I need to go. I think spaz-bro left. I need to see if my lava lamp is broken. Or tell Saeki to clean up the come stains.
Mada Mada AIM: Sure. Keep the advice in mind.
Mada Mada AIM: Worked for Shishido.
Mada Mada AIM: The proof's probably on your comforter.
suck my 8 balls: They were in the living room, idiot.
Mada Mada AIM: Well you didn't say that.
suck my 8 balls: Bye Echizen
Mada Mada AIM: Sure. Bye.
suck my 8 balls: Try not to humiliate yourself too much if you play Yukimura in the finals
suck my 8 balls: And thanks
Mada Mada AIM: Wouldn't dream of it. No problem.