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Door [2]: At least it isn't a pipe?

Aug 16, 2011 02:31

[Voice]

Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?

And please don't answer "because they are quantum physicists".

[OOC: Oh, and you can now reply with text as Snake can now have it translated into sound. Neat, yep.]

now i know how junpei feels; !cursed, science is fun, why sex jokes snake

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[voice] antimafioso August 17 2011, 02:59:11 UTC

Misplaced priorities?

[voice] princeserpent August 17 2011, 13:15:25 UTC

Some could argue that but I believe that would be more appropriate for scientific debate than a simple joke.

Would you still like to hear the answer? Or just let your imagination roam on that one?

[voice] antimafioso August 28 2011, 22:05:20 UTC

Would it be much of a scientific debate? I think the personal would become too involved.

The latter's tempting. Maybe even as funny. I'll pass on the answer!

[ooc: sldkf what is time, I am SO sorry this is so late! ]

[voice] princeserpent August 30 2011, 14:43:40 UTC

True, but I believe there is always a need for personal ethics in science. Or else, it could become quite dangerous.

Good choice. It was a horrible joke.

[ooc: np np~ I'm slow as molasses over here!]

aettir August 17 2011, 04:04:23 UTC

... something about time?

[voice] princeserpent August 17 2011, 13:12:03 UTC

Not quite. They are so poor at sex because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

[voice] aettir August 17 2011, 23:29:24 UTC

[ ... sob. ]

Yeah, that's really bad.

[voice] princeserpent August 18 2011, 13:13:40 UTC

Good thing my sister dissuaded me from a life of stand-up. I would never have survived.

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valentineluke August 17 2011, 05:00:31 UTC

Raising the bar, I see.

[voice] princeserpent August 17 2011, 13:18:08 UTC

Oh, I do try. Though, judging by the jokes around the network, the bar wasn't very high to begin with.

voice; threadthefire August 17 2011, 09:59:03 UTC

I don't know what a quantum physicists are, so I can't help.

voice; princeserpent August 17 2011, 13:20:10 UTC

That's alright. If you are unfamiliar with physics, then the joke in its entirety may be lost on you. That may be your saving grace, however. It was a terrible joke.

voice; threadthefire August 17 2011, 23:23:37 UTC

It seems to be a theme.

voice; princeserpent August 19 2011, 01:09:06 UTC

A rather silly theme. Though, I applaud the city on how uniformly it applies it's curses. I wonder if they could be an effect of the morphogenetic field?

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