Astrology Humor

[princess_apathy]

Hey, you guys remember when I made that joke about the Queen of England? The one where we were like "She's so goddamn old!"
"Maybe it's because she's a Taurus, and she doesn't want to give up HER England?"
"Yeah! It's MY goddamned England!" she'd say?

Well, apparently Taurans are possessive about other things too:

I'm horrible, I know. But here's

Comments

[sailor_charon]

Holy crap... I thought Astronauts were supposed to be smart, but she totally mixed up that kidnapping attempt. I mean, seriously, left evidence of her plots at her motel room!? WTF?

[benosmash]

But I get jittery when my things are out of my sight for more than a day.