Misspelleed Zobmies (Myspace bulletin I posted)

[princess_apathy]

I filled this out on Myspace, and some of you know why this is so funny, and since you hate/don't use Myspace, I'm posting it here for your amusement (this means you, John and Kathy)ZOMBIE ATTACK

Comments

[ineffablefranks]

I'd be offended except I'm not on myspace.

[princess_apathy]

See, that's why you SHOULD be on myspace. You'd make your way into my bulletins.

You should come see my new place!

[coyotesbrother]

I'm not eligible for use in this scenario. In the event of a zombie attack (or any other emergency where I'm strapped for consumables with no foreseeable end) and I find myself grouped with a variety of people, I'm going to shoot all those whom I deem unnecessary or undesireable in order to conserve resources (or at the very least, take whatever's not nailed down and get the hell away from them).

WTF? You'd give guns to Kathy?

[princess_apathy]

It's about my dream! Kathy was wearing a sundress and an ak-47 assault rifle.

[roadiepc]

i'm hurt. if it were a life-or-undeath scenario, i'd be eating locarb everything, and the blood sugar would balance itself out. i guess i'm just viewed as the guy that'd slow everyone down? aww.

i spend what is likely a very unhealthy amount of time thinking up zombie survival scenarios, and i even bought the book:
http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

so i would HOPE i'd be more of an asset than that.....

[princess_apathy]

No no, you're not the one who'd slow everyone down. That's Cynthia. She has CFS.

Diabetes is gay, but you're hardcore. I think your slashing damage is a major asset ^_^

[roadiepc]

woot. slashing FTW. i can also construct some mean decoys(or be one!), and maybe a few incendiary devices. we all know that zombies+fire=crispy. that, and i would have a surplus of supplies, between trenchcoats(useful if worn as cloaks, shugged off if grabbed), blades(you should see my new wallrack...pretty katana), and pyrotechnics, all we'd need is food. insulin isn't poisonous, the body digests it if taken orally--so i guess i could help there too.

[princess_apathy]

You'd weigh at least 50lbs more than you do now in the case of a zombie emergency. Because of all the gadgets and equipment you'd be carrying.

I think you'd make sure we don't all die. Too bad you're far, far away. ):