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[princess_max]

I'm so busy it's not funny

Comments

[antifaerie1982]

Hahaha! What a pleasure (NOTE SARCASM) to have been in the ladies' to hear that! Funniest thing I've heard all day!

[princess_max]

It was pretty disturbing. Creepy old people.

[miajandra]

I sometimes apologies to Michael's and vice versa, for obvious reasons.

Now that I think about it though, it is pretty gross.

[princess_max]

There is a large difference between apologising to your own butt for unknown reasons and apologising to your partner's butt for a very good reason.

Not that I'd apologise. IMHO, any guy that thinks it's fine to ejaculate over my side of the bed will never be worthy of an apology. Ugh, yuck. Men should be more like women and not ejaculate at all.

[esquirella]

According to some pornographers (I watch "Family Business" on Showtime, and it's about a family-run porn business - long story. Ask only if you really want to know) there are some females who can ejaculate. I've never seen the evidence though, not that I've been looking. I know! I'll ask the hubby some time. He used to have to tape the porn channel for his father! (REALLY long and screwed up story.)

[princess_max]

Ugh, I've heard about female ejaculation. It's kind of creepy:) And I want to hear the porn-taping story.

Speaking of stories, I've printed off your updates so I can read them on the train. Work is fucking unbelievable:( Pity meeeeee!!!!!!!!

[kazza2085]

Heh.. thats just friggen insane... OMG!!

[princess_max]

I know. Oh jeez do I know!

[nathelmi]

Australia is looking more and more bizarre and enticing with each missive you post.

[princess_max]

I think I just come across an under-represented cross-section of society on a daily basis. Brisvegas is weird though. Filled to the brim with fruitcakes. Apparently we're the most close-minded state in Australia, so I guess it's too much for some people to take and they just go haywire:)

You'd fit right in.

*runs*

(I'm kidding)