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[princess_max]

For all those men who say,
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

Here's an update for you....
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig,....
Just to get a little sausage.

Comments

[nathelmi]

snap

[princess_max]

snap?

[esquirella]

It means he liked your last line. You put them in their place.

[princess_max]

Thanks:)

[enala]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That made me laugh. Sorry. And in answer to that question with the coffee thingie a while back, i've got an embaressing story, I'm putting it up now.

[princess_max]

Yay, embarrassing story *goes off to read*

[whatifisaidno]

Nice, very nice.

[princess_max]

My thoughts exactly:)

[miajandra]

Wow. Touche. Unless his sausage is a... kabana or something. Or one of those massive curved things at bi-lo. Which is probably a kabana. Er...

Touche.

[princess_max]

Touch????

Psht, women are always being shat upon by men and their sexist jokes. This is called 'evening up the scoreboard', oh ye who I recall also seems to be more into the cheerio than the moo-moo juice:)

I want to be a pig. Apparently female pigs have 30 minute orgasms.

Nice.

[miajandra]

Er... touche? Maybe it just looks weird without the accent above the 'e'. Frrrench.
Believe it or not, you've given me the biggest craving for cheerios right now. The actual ones, I mean. I used to be one of those annoying kids who'd go into the butcher's with mum and gaze imploringly at the pile of cheerios until the butcher caved and gave me one. Which I'd then spend the next hour savouring. Wait... I still do that...

A friend of ours is alawys whining that her boyfriend is tired after sex, so I figure if women had 30 minute orgasms, then maybe they'd realise how tiring it is for men to have a 10 second one. ;)

[princess_max]

I'm quite aware it's French, I just have the world's biggest craving to touch you;)

Ew, you eat cheerios? Do you know what those things are made of? Gwah, yuck:/

A friend of ours is alawys whining that her boyfriend is tired after sex, so I figure if women had 30 minute orgasms, then maybe they'd realise how tiring it is for men to have a 10 second one. ;)

Hold up, why isn't she tired? Doesn't she have her own, tiring, orgasm? If not, I sincerely hope she doesn't suck dick until he figures it out.

Why the hell are men so misogynistic? Why? Why, I ask you? And why the fuck do I have to be het? As has been pointed out more than once, I would make a terrific angry lesbian.