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[princess_max]

There are always two versions of an email:

a) That which you want to send, outlining what a useless piece of shit somebody is, and what you think of their lack of intelligence/foresight

and

b) The other version, which you do send, which outlines your sympathy and all but offers to suck cock in return for acceptance of your apology

Comments

[esquirella]

I can think of a few right off the bat, too. LOL!