Someone has moved the pot from behind the chair, but no one has questioned me about what exactly happened to it to make it look like Frankenstine's monster... hehe.

It is possible to stick broken pottery together in the wrong order.

It is possible to stick fingers to pottery, other fingers, hair, pet fur... and tables.

I will never again pretend to be competent enough to play with super glue.

I just smashed a pot thing trying to kill a fly. Grrrr, dead mad, it all happened in slow motion...

Not a good way to start the day, so, two options...

a) Try fix it and hope no one notices

b) Chuck it... and hope no one notices

Hehe, some laminate flooring men were here earlier and leveled the floor in my kitchen ( Read more... )

Just watched my first and probably last 60seconds of big brother.

it was of someone called Glynn in the diary room saying how he's learning life skills in the house, for instance, how to wash his clothes and cook.

*shock*

Well, this day hasnt started very good.

The bird that was stuck up the chimney last night was busy fluttering in the kitchen this morning, probably making coffee and what not. So yea, no lame bird to nurse back to health.

All today's plans have gone to pot due to all the work I've got to do. I dont know why i'm even bothering cos i wont get it

There is a bird stuck down my chimney. And because I'm a woman, (and as frail as i am), I've been ordered to wait till my Dad gets home to rescue it ( Read more... )

Throwing a large, empty cardboard box down the stairs saying owch/ screaming simultaneously with each bump is not funny...

Woot ( Read more... )

A massive bee just crashed into the window next to my computer!