Beatrice - Master in the art of Blah

[princess_trixy]

I know that some of you out there read my journal and find it somewhat insightful, or witty, or profound. Sometimes a bizzarre combination. Under no circumstance will you find any of those qualities below

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[lora_logik]

pilates = slow death
yes i did it for a few months
i feel your pain bea deary

[princess_trixy]

Our intructor was going on about how doing 'Pelvic Floor Muscle Exercises' is so beneficial. Apparently it will stop embarrasing leaks (so sayeth the pamphlet we were given).

I felt like slapping her and saying 'We're FIFTEEN! Not FIFTY!'