Usually I hate surveys, but this one is special...
What is your name?: Naomi the Invincible
What is your quest?: To get out of life alive.
What...is your favorite color?: red! shit...i mean blue.
Do you like Pink Flamingos?: They look good, but they're kind of frigid in bed.
What about Star Wars?: I'll Han your Solo.
What would you do for a million dollars?: What I did for love.
Have you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?: I saw it with you.
If so, did you enjoy it? With a face like that, how could I not?
DO you like cheese?: That's a very interesting question. I used to have a rather large prejudice against cheeses, but now I've come to embrace them in both their melted and sprinkled form.
do you like duct taped wallets?: Louisa made me one! (But it fell apart) But it was still the best thing anyone sent me all summer!
do you like ice cream sandwiches?: Stolen ones.
have you ever run into a wall?: Ha, yeah, in Costa Rica. That's a great story you know. God I miss that place.
have you ever danced in the shower and fell on your butt?: ummm, more than I'd like to say.
do you look at your butt?: I've damn well TRIED.
do you have a tight butt?: you mean in an anal sex way? Cause I've never really thought about it...
do you like mr. potato head?: We have issues.
do you know the muffin man?: The muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN.
have you freed a giraffe?: I freed your mom's giraffe last night.
do you like to shake it like that rapper guy says?: With all the time I've spent trying to make my butt talk, still no.
do you like cheese nips?: NO. I like CHEEZ-ITS. There's a HUGE FUCKING DIFFERENCE. White cheddar. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
make up a story about a dog named scrumptious: Once upon a time there was a lonely little girl enduring harsh racial prejudices. So her mom saved her pitiful salary to buy the little girl a puppy. The little girl was so excited on Christmas morning! Then she was even more excited when her mother actually gave her the dog in late February! She named it Scrumptious, after her deceased grandmother. The dog taught all the kids in school to love their differences. Later that day the little girl got cancer. But Scrumptious was able to give her a bone marrow transplant and she lived. Scrumptious died a hero's death, and was awarded the Purple Heart.
What is your quest?: To get out of life alive.
What...is your favorite color?: red! shit...i mean blue.
Do you like Pink Flamingos?: They look good, but they're kind of frigid in bed.
What about Star Wars?: I'll Han your Solo.
What would you do for a million dollars?: What I did for love.
Have you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?: I saw it with you.
If so, did you enjoy it? With a face like that, how could I not?
DO you like cheese?: That's a very interesting question. I used to have a rather large prejudice against cheeses, but now I've come to embrace them in both their melted and sprinkled form.
do you like duct taped wallets?: Louisa made me one! (But it fell apart) But it was still the best thing anyone sent me all summer!
do you like ice cream sandwiches?: Stolen ones.
have you ever run into a wall?: Ha, yeah, in Costa Rica. That's a great story you know. God I miss that place.
have you ever danced in the shower and fell on your butt?: ummm, more than I'd like to say.
do you look at your butt?: I've damn well TRIED.
do you have a tight butt?: you mean in an anal sex way? Cause I've never really thought about it...
do you like mr. potato head?: We have issues.
do you know the muffin man?: The muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN.
have you freed a giraffe?: I freed your mom's giraffe last night.
do you like to shake it like that rapper guy says?: With all the time I've spent trying to make my butt talk, still no.
do you like cheese nips?: NO. I like CHEEZ-ITS. There's a HUGE FUCKING DIFFERENCE. White cheddar. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
make up a story about a dog named scrumptious: Once upon a time there was a lonely little girl enduring harsh racial prejudices. So her mom saved her pitiful salary to buy the little girl a puppy. The little girl was so excited on Christmas morning! Then she was even more excited when her mother actually gave her the dog in late February! She named it Scrumptious, after her deceased grandmother. The dog taught all the kids in school to love their differences. Later that day the little girl got cancer. But Scrumptious was able to give her a bone marrow transplant and she lived. Scrumptious died a hero's death, and was awarded the Purple Heart.