How the hell am I supposed to do English homework under these conditions ( Read more... )

+ Reminds you of an ex-lover ( Read more... )

Yeah, what I mean by that is long and boring. I was watching that episode of Les Simpsons where Bart's caught shoplifting. And Lisa says to Bart "Mom's heart doesn't just wipe clean like this bathroom sink, it absorbs everything that touches it, like this bathroom rug." And for the first time, I felt I had something in common with a bathroom rug ( Read more... )

I have never felt more like a bathroom rug in my life.

bah humbug.

Merry Christmas gentiles.
My hands are absolutely covered in paint. But it's so worth it.
Finished my door. It looks great.
God, I'm so bored.

Once, there was a girl. And her favorite place was the one she never thought she'd end up in. And quite constantly, things spun out of control. So much so, in fact, that the girl simply began to accept it as the natural turn of the planet. She dreamed about surprises, because they kept her going. And quite often, she didn't make sense. And she wasn ( Read more... )

Nights like these, plus I can't get that look out of my head. Seriously though, good times at Lucita's, good times.

( The Snow Angel )

"When I'm fifteen I will be 5'4". I will have brown hair. I will be able to read 10 books in a day. I will speak french fluently. Lauren Napper will still be my best friend. I will live in a two bedroom apartment with my mom. I will go to Wilson."

I wrote that in 5th grade. Cheers.

I was just up on my roof. I love my roof. The rest of my apartment, quite honestly, well I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. But my roof is simply amazing. I've done a million cool things up there..like me and Lizzy trying to tan in the summer but the sun absolutely refused to come out and then that weird guy came up...and when Jo, Liz, Shana and ( Read more... )