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As always, I just drank two cups of water. And am going in for a third, thanks.
Today, like all sundays before it, is wholly unsatisfying. It's another day in the weekend, isn't it? Go have fun! Not ( Read more... ) -
(this is not.) The Attic Theory
Yeah, if I have a kid, I'm going to make sure it has a sibling so it has a significant chance of being much more normal than me. Also not so frequently alone ( Read more... ) -
Been down so long, you call this up?
Do you want the reasons that you fail before you try?
umm, maybe I should update this more.
or maybe not. -
As a fuck son, you suck!
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When I walk away just watch the clock. I bet I don't even get around the block.
Bad things that happened tonight:
- The blond chick is still marrying the drunk on Ed
- I had a tummyache, a mental tummyache
Good things that happened tonight:
- I had some brown sugar on everything (not a metaphor.)
- I said it.
- All those other good things
- I had a bit of a dance
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Once we walked out on the beach and once I almost touched your hand.
Bad things that happened to me this morning:
- I walked to school in the rain with no umbrella
- I didn't have the energy to dance
Good things that happened to me this morning:
- I can't think of anything... -
To anyone who's ever caught themselves singing Spice Girls: This is for you
Life is jumping off a tall building and liking it. -
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Is it so terribly naff to say MY BIRTHDAYS TOMORROW!!!MY BIRTHDAYS TOMORROW!! -
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It was amazing. Fucking amazing. And over. -
If common sense means no control, you've got it all
This is all mildly depressive. Don't know why. I have a Bob the Builder toothbrush. And I definitely watched Sesame Street this morning. Although I'm sad to admit it wasn't quite as interesting as when I was 6. I really think the Bring it On guy is hot. Absorbing my time with fantasies of interesting people moving in next door. to replace the old ( Read more... )