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▲: Heeeeeeeey.
▼: hey!
▲: I am soooooooo 8ored over here. There is like nothing to do.
▼: really?
▲: Our "leader" is 8itching and moaning and m8king an ass of himself.
▼: you mean karkat?
▲: Yes! Gooooooood.
▲: John???????? ::::D
▼: yes!
▼: vriska?
▲: Yessssssss.
▲: I knew it was you! No one is that adora8le.
▼: i try to mask it so hard.
▲: You're not doing a very good jo8.
▼: well, not everyone is blessed with adorableness.
▲: That's truuuuuuuue. Especially not dum8 Pupas and their stupid jousting lances.
▼: Pupas?
▼: what's that?
▲: Losers. Don't think a8out it too much. You might hurt yourself!
▲: 8esides, they're all gone now, so talking a8out them is just a huge w8ste of time. :::;D
▼: is that a tear or a wink?
▲: A wink, of course! I'm not going to shed a tear for those dum8y dum88utt dum8asses.
▼: alright.
▼: just wondering.
▲: Anywaaaaaaaay, we shouldn't w8ste time talking a8out them. We have soooooooo much to talk about! How do you like that new outfit? :::
▼: it's really cool, but i keep tripping over the hood.
▲: D:::: Th8s stupid chat ruined my 8eautiful smiley!
▲: Oh John.
▼: it keeps hapening........
▲: You should just flyyyyyyyy. You know you can do that now, right?
▼: really?
▼: umm...
▼: how?
▲: Yes!!!!!!!!
▲: You just can. >::::( God, do you need a stupid guide or something?
▼: well, is it like a muscle control or something?
▼: the wind muscle?
▲: Ok, let me put it thiiiiiiiis w8y.
▲: Do humans have a fairy tale a8out a stupid 8oy that doesn't want to grow up and wears a dum8 green outfit?
▼: yeah, why?
▼: do i need faith, trust, and pixie dust?
▲: Yes! And happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts, John.
▲: Or think a8out me. Whichever works!
▼: aren't they the same thing? ;B
▲: You're right, they aaaaaaaare. :::;)
▼: alright, here i go.
AND THEN MY INTERNET DISCONNECTED ME 8((
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▼: hey
▲: naknaknaknak
▼: give me back my shades
▲: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
▼: stop fucking running away and hand them over
▲: naknaknaknak stupid monkey wants my talking shades!!!! naknaknaknak
▼: fucking crocs
▼: jegus fine
▼: keep them
▲: naknaknaknak i am now a human actor with a kind of gaunt face naknaknaknak
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▲: Hello.
▼: hi!
▲: How are you?
▼: i'm pretty good, actually!
▼: you?
▲: I'm fine, thank you.
▲: Hm. Why are you feeling good, Anon?
▼: that is kind of a personal question, rose.
▲: Oh, John. You saw through my facade! However can I psychoanalyze you now?
▼: i mean, it isn't now, but it eventually will be if i answer.
▲: I see. So it's something personal?
▼: wait, shoot. i was going to try being mysterious.
▲: You're not very good at it.
▼: maybe i just need more practice.
▲: I doubt you'll succeed.
▲: Now, as I was saying. Most people tend to feel good because of something similarly good that happens to them. Since you feel like you want to keep it a secret, are you dealing with matters of the heart?
▼: no!
▼: i have no idea what you're talking about.
▼: you are a crazy person.
▲: You don't have to deny it, John.
▲: Feelings are very irrational.
▲: If you fell in love with a horrorterror, then who am I to judge?
▼: oh yes, that's it. you caught me.
▼: there's no need to deny it anymore.
▼: their slimy charm won the way to my heart.
▲: Oh my. I didn't know you liked tentacles.
▲: This is news to me.
▼: who am i to resist?
▼: actually, gross. i don't want to play this game.
▲: Gross? Their suction cups are quite appealing.
▲: That aside, I doubt you're going doe-eyed towards me, or Jade. So is it a lovely troll girl?
▲: Or guy.
▲: Or Dave.
▼: i really don't want to have this discussion.
▲: Why not?
▼: you'd like that, wouldn't you.
▲: I would not mind it.
▲: Hm. Then, are you in a rough patch with this vixen?
▲: It seems like she broke your heart, from the way you're talking.
▼: i kind of love you for calling dave a vixen.
▼: wait, i mean...
▼: shit.
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You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: Heeeeeeeey.
▼: hey!
▲: I am soooooooo 8ored over here. There is like nothing to do.
▼: really?
▲: Our "leader" is 8itching and moaning and m8king an ass of himself.
▼: you mean karkat?
▲: Yes! Gooooooood.
▲: John???????? ::::D
▼: yes!
▼: vriska?
▲: Yessssssss.
▲: I knew it was you! No one is that adora8le.
▼: i try to mask it so hard.
▲: You're not doing a very good jo8.
▼: well, not everyone is blessed with adorableness.
▲: That's truuuuuuuue. Especially not dum8 Pupas and their stupid jousting lances.
▼: Pupas?
▼: what's that?
▲: Losers. Don't think a8out it too much. You might hurt yourself!
▲: 8esides, they're all gone now, so talking a8out them is just a huge w8ste of time. :::;D
▼: is that a tear or a wink?
▲: A wink, of course! I'm not going to shed a tear for those dum8y dum88utt dum8asses.
▼: alright.
▼: just wondering.
▲: Anywaaaaaaaay, we shouldn't w8ste time talking a8out them. We have soooooooo much to talk about! How do you like that new outfit? :::
▼: it's really cool, but i keep tripping over the hood.
▲: D:::: Th8s stupid chat ruined my 8eautiful smiley!
▲: Oh John.
▼: it keeps hapening........
▲: You should just flyyyyyyyy. You know you can do that now, right?
▼: really?
▼: umm...
▼: how?
▲: Yes!!!!!!!!
▲: You just can. >::::( God, do you need a stupid guide or something?
▼: well, is it like a muscle control or something?
▼: the wind muscle?
▲: Ok, let me put it thiiiiiiiis w8y.
▲: Do humans have a fairy tale a8out a stupid 8oy that doesn't want to grow up and wears a dum8 green outfit?
▼: yeah, why?
▼: do i need faith, trust, and pixie dust?
▲: Yes! And happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts, John.
▲: Or think a8out me. Whichever works!
▼: aren't they the same thing? ;B
▲: You're right, they aaaaaaaare. :::;)
▼: alright, here i go.
AND THEN MY INTERNET DISCONNECTED ME 8((
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▼: hey
▲: naknaknaknak
▼: give me back my shades
▲: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
▼: stop fucking running away and hand them over
▲: naknaknaknak stupid monkey wants my talking shades!!!! naknaknaknak
▼: fucking crocs
▼: jegus fine
▼: keep them
▲: naknaknaknak i am now a human actor with a kind of gaunt face naknaknaknak
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▲: Hello.
▼: hi!
▲: How are you?
▼: i'm pretty good, actually!
▼: you?
▲: I'm fine, thank you.
▲: Hm. Why are you feeling good, Anon?
▼: that is kind of a personal question, rose.
▲: Oh, John. You saw through my facade! However can I psychoanalyze you now?
▼: i mean, it isn't now, but it eventually will be if i answer.
▲: I see. So it's something personal?
▼: wait, shoot. i was going to try being mysterious.
▲: You're not very good at it.
▼: maybe i just need more practice.
▲: I doubt you'll succeed.
▲: Now, as I was saying. Most people tend to feel good because of something similarly good that happens to them. Since you feel like you want to keep it a secret, are you dealing with matters of the heart?
▼: no!
▼: i have no idea what you're talking about.
▼: you are a crazy person.
▲: You don't have to deny it, John.
▲: Feelings are very irrational.
▲: If you fell in love with a horrorterror, then who am I to judge?
▼: oh yes, that's it. you caught me.
▼: there's no need to deny it anymore.
▼: their slimy charm won the way to my heart.
▲: Oh my. I didn't know you liked tentacles.
▲: This is news to me.
▼: who am i to resist?
▼: actually, gross. i don't want to play this game.
▲: Gross? Their suction cups are quite appealing.
▲: That aside, I doubt you're going doe-eyed towards me, or Jade. So is it a lovely troll girl?
▲: Or guy.
▲: Or Dave.
▼: i really don't want to have this discussion.
▲: Why not?
▼: you'd like that, wouldn't you.
▲: I would not mind it.
▲: Hm. Then, are you in a rough patch with this vixen?
▲: It seems like she broke your heart, from the way you're talking.
▼: i kind of love you for calling dave a vixen.
▼: wait, i mean...
▼: shit.
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