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▼: HEY, IS ANYONE THERE?
▲: Y3S >:]
▼: OH IT'S YOU
▲: 1 H4V3 NO 1D34 WH4T YOUR3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT
▼: OH OKAY THEN. IT'S JUST SOMEONE WHO BY STRIKING COINCIDENCE TYPES JUST LIKE SOMEONE WHO I WANTED TO TALK TO. OKAY. I THINK I'LL JUST GET MOVING ON.
▼: SINCE THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A COINCIDENCE. AND A WASTE OF TIME.
▼: YEAH. NO TIME WASTING COINCIDENCES FOR ME TONIGHT.
▲: 4WWWWW YOU W4NT3D TO T4LK TO M3 K4RK4T >:D
▼: I KNEW IT WAS YOU.
▼: WHY'D YOU EVEN TRY TO PULL THAT?
▲: B3C4US3 YOUR3 SO CUT3 WH3N YOU G3T WORK3D UP
▼: I'M NOT CUTE. UM. MAYBE MORE LIKE CUTE... CUTTHROATCUTE. CUTETHROAT? NO, THAT SUCKS.
▼: WHATEVER. YOU GET WHAT I MEAN.
▲: 4DOR4CHOK3Y
▼: I LIKE THAT. THAT WORKS.
▼: I CAN BE ADORACHOKEY.
▲: OK >:]
▲: SO
▲: K4RK4T
▼: YES.
▲: 1S TH1S TH3 CONV3RS4T1ON WH3R3 YOU F1N4LLY R3V34L YOUR FLUSH3D F33L1NGS FOR M3 >:]
▼: WHAT?
▲: YOU S41D YOU W4NT3D TO T4LK TO M3
▼: WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM? OH IT'S COMING FROM WAY OUT IN LEFT FIELD?
▼: YOU DON'T SAY.
▲: K4RK4T 1M HURT
▼: OH COME ON.
▲: CRY1NG T34L T34RS H3R3 >:[
▲: H3H3H3
▼: IF YOU MAKE ME SAY SOMETHING STUPID BECAUSE YOU MADE ME THINK THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER--
▼: OH NEVERMIND
▼: YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW.
▼: FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS.
▲: H4H4H4H4H4H4 OH MY GOD K4RK4T
▼: SHUT. UP.
▲: YOU W3R3 WORR13D
▼: NO WORDS.
▼: NO WORDS AT ALL.
▲: 4LL TH3 WORDS
▼: NONE OF THE WORDS.
▲: 4LL OF TH3 WORDS >:]
▼: I WAS NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING IN THE LEAST.
▼: AND THERE WILL BE NO WORDS.
▲: NOP3 YOU TOT4LLY W3R3
▼: NO. NO I WAS NOT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION BUT ALLOW ME TO CORRECT IT.
▼: BECAUSE I TOTALLY WAS NOT.
▲: YOU W3R3 4BOUT TO V1S1T M3 1N MY ROOM JUST TO G1V3 M3 4 HUG 4DM1T 1T
▼: WHAT? OH PLEASE. DO I DO THINGS LIKE THAT?
▼: I MEAN FREQUENTLY?
▲: NO OF COURS3 NOT
▼: SO THERE WE GO.
▲: YOU ONLY DO THOS3 TH1NGS TO M3
▲: OR W1LL DO
▲: 4FT3R YOU G3T OV3R TH4T DUMB D3N14L
▼: OH LOOK THERE ARE NO MORE WORDS.
▼: NONE AT ALL.
▼: SHHH. ONLY LACK OF WORDS NOW.
▲: BUT TH3 L1COR1C3 1S D3L1C1OUS
▲: 1 C4NT G3T 3NOUGH OF TH3S3 WORDS
▼: PARTICULARLY WORDS THAT RELATE TO SOMETHING AS RIDICULOUS AND UNRELATED AS DENIAL.
▼: BECAUSE THOSE WORDS ARE WORDS THAT DON'T NEED TO HAPPEN. NOPE.
▲: D3N14L 1S NOT JUST 4N 4BSURD 34RTH R1V3R 4FT3R 4LL
▼: RIGHT. EXACTLY.
▼: AND NO ONE HERE IS IN ANY EARTH RIVER OF ANY KIND.
▲: 1T 1S 4LSO M1ST3R 4DOR4CHOK3Y
▼: OKAY YOU WERE DOING GOOD UP UNTIL THAT POINT.
▼: WHY DON'T WE BACK IT UP.
▲: NO W4Y
▼: WE'RE MAKING THE BACKING UP NOISE RIGHT NOW.
▼: DO YOU HEAR IT?
▼: WE'RE BACKING RIGHT ON UP.
▲: NOP3 4LL 1 C4N H34R 1S TH3 FORW4RD NO1S3
▲: >;]
▼: OKAY. WE CAN MAKE THE FORWARD NOISE IF WE'RE GOING FORWARD IN A DIRECTION THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE STUPID EARTH RIVERS.
▼: I THINK THIS IS ONLY REASONABLE.
▲: HOW 1S 1T R34SON4BL3 >:?
▼: BECAUSE NO ONE HERE IS IN DENIAL ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR YOUR DENIAL THAT I'M NOT IN DENIAL.
▲: 1 TH1NK SOM3ON3 H3R3 N33DS TO B3 MOR3 OP3N W1TH H1S F33L1NGS SO H3 WONT B3 4 STUP1D 34RTH R1V3R
▲: 1N C4S3 YOU D1DNT G3T 1T TH4T P3RSON 1SNT M3
▼: I DON'T NEED TO BE MORE OPEN WITH ANYTHING. AND I'M NOT EXACTLY SEEING ANOTHER PERSON AROUND SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
▼: I AM THE EXACT RIGHT DEGREE OF OPENNESS.
▲: 1N TH1S W1NDOW YOU 4R3 TH3 34RTH R1V3R
▲: 1TS YOU
▼: I. NO. NO WAY.
▲: Y3S W4Y
▼: SUPER NO WAY.
▲: TH4TS NOT V3RY CL3V3R K4RK4T >:]
▼: OKAY, FINE. THAT'S NOT MY BEST WORK.
▼: BUT IT'S TRUE!
▲: DONT WORRY B31NG FLUST3R3D DO3S TH4T
▲: 1 WOULD B3 3MB4RR4SS3D 1F 1 K3PT MY R3D F33L1NGS TOO
▼: I AM SO UNFLUSTERED. LOOK AT ME. NOTHING'S RUFFLING MY FEATHERS. NOTHING'S GETTING MY GOAT. I CAN JUST KEEP ON KEEPING ON WITH THE FANTASTIC BARNYARD METAPHORS FOR HOW UNFLUSTERED I AM BUT THAT WOULD BE BELEAGUERING THE POINT.
▼: WHICH, IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, IS HOW UNFLUSTERED I AM.
▲: UNFLUST3R3D P3OPL3 DONT H4V3 TO PO1NT 1T OUT
▼: SOMETIMES THEY DO, APPARENTLY.
▼: TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
▲: TH3Y 3XH1B1T 4 N4TUR4L 41R OF UNFLUST3R3DN3SS
▼: I AM A PRIME EXAMPLE OF UNFLUSTEREDNESS.
▼: I AM A PARAGON OF UNFLUSTEREDNESS.
▲: NO YOU 4R3 4 PR1M3 3X4MPL3 OF 4 FLUST3RED W1GGL3R
▼: WHAT? NO. NO WAY.
▲: SUP3R Y3S W4Y
▼: MEGA NO WAY.
▲: SUP3R MEG4 HYP3R Y3S W4Y T1M3S 1NF1N1TY SQU4R3D
▲: 1 W1N
▼: THERE'S... NO WAY I CAN BEAT THAT.
▼: BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU RIGHT
▲: NO TH4T M4K3S M3 R1GHT T1M3S 1NF1N1TY SQU4R3D
▼: OKAY MAYBE JUST A LITTLE RIGHT.
▼: ONLY A LITTLE BIT.
▲: YOUR3 G3TT1NG W4RM3R
▼: NOT MUCH. LIKE A FRACTION OF A FRACTION.
▼: OF A FRACTION.
▲: COLD3R
▼: WE ARE NOT PLAYING THIS GAME.
▼: THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS.
▲: YOUR F4C3 1S R1D1CULOUS >:]
▼: THAT'S
▼: THAT'S NOT EVEN FAIR
▼: TOTALLY OUT OF BOUNDS
▲: TH3R3 4R3 NO RUL3S SO 1TS NOT OUT OF BOUNDS
▼: I'M CALLING FOUL.
▲: D3N13D
▲: 1 4M 4LSO TH3 R3F3R33
▼: THERE. SEE. THAT'S THE ONLY DENIAL PRESENT HERE.
▼: AND YOU CAN'T BE THE REFEREE AND PLAY AT THE SAME TIME, HOW IS THAT EVEN FAIR?
▼: WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS?
▲: 1TS 4S F41R 4S YOU CL41M1NG MY 4W3SOM3 COM3B4CK W4S OUT OF BOUNDS
▼: NO, THAT WAS TOTALLY FAIR. WE WEREN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT MY FACE!
▼: UNTIL THAT POINT.
▲: SO
▲: 1T 1S R1D1CULOUS SO R3G4RDL3SS 1TS ST1LL TRU3
▼: THAT IS NOT EVEN THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION.
▼: ACTUALLY.
▼: NO.
▼: FINE. THAT IS TOTALLY THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION.
▲: NO K4RK4T
▲: 1TS TOO L4T3
▼: WE MAY NOW ONLY TALK ABOUT MY FACE.
▼: AND IT'S VARIOUS VIRTUES.
▲: TOO L444T3
▲: W3 4R3 NOW CH4NG1NG TH3 TOP1C
▼: THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS COMPLETELY CENTRED AROUND MY FACE.
▼: IT IS A FACE-CENTRIC CONVERSATION. ALL TOPICS ORBIT MY HEAD.
▲: W3 4R3 GO1NG TO GO B4CK TO T4LK1NG 4BOUT YOUR 34RTH R1V3R
▼: NO TOPIC CHANGES CAN BE MADE AT THIS TIME.
▲: B3C4US3 1TS TOO L4T3 K4RK4T
▼: PARTICULARLY THOSE CONCERNING RIVERS OR THE COLOUR RED.
▼: WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT TO BE DISCUSSED.
▲: 4CTU4LLY
▲: 1 TH1NK YOUR F4C3 1S K1ND OF CUT3
▼: DO YOU REALLY?
▼: I MEAN
▼: OF COURSE IT IS.
▼: THAT IS WHAT I MEANT.
▼: OF COURSE MY FACE IS CUTE. IN THE MOST CUTTHROAT WAY THAT ANYTHING CAN BE CUTE.
▲: 1 JUST W4NT TO L1CK 1T
▲: R1GHT
▲: NOW
▼: WHAT.
▼: THIS CONVERSATION IS SO FAR OUT OF BOUNDS IT CAN'T EVEN SEE THE BOUNDS.
▼: I THINK I NEED TO REMIND THIS CONVERSATION ABOUT BOUNDS.
▲: BUT W3R3 ST1LL T4LK1NG 4BOUT YOUR F4C3 >:\
▼: OKAY LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
▲: R3D
▼: THAT IS NOT MY FACE OR A RIVER.
▼: OR A COLOUR.
▲: TOO L4T3 FOR 4NYTH1NG 3LS3 SORRY
▼: YOU ARE A LOT OF THINGS BUT YOU ARE NOT SORRY.
▲: MY COMM3NT 1S UP TH3R3 LORD1NG OV3R YOUR B4NN3D CONV3RS4T1ON TOP1CS
▼: I AM JUST GOING TO
▲: W3 4R3 TO DISCUSS 1T
▼: NOT ACKNOWLEDGE IT
▼: YEAH
▲: OUT OF BOUNDS
▼: THAT IS TOTALLY IN BOUNDS.
▲: *1 T4K3 TH3 G4V3L 4ND POUND 1T 3 T1M3S*
▲: OUT OF BOUNDS
▲: TH1S 1S NOT UP FOR D1SCUSS1ON
▼: HOW CAN YOU BE A REFEREE AND A JUDGE AND PLAY THE GAME AT THE SAME TIME.
▲: B3C4US3 TH3R3 4R3 NO RUL3S
▼: THAT IS THE NEW TOPIC OF DISCUSSION.
▼: THERE TOTALLY ARE RULES.
▼: THERE HAVE TO BE RULES. BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT I'M OUT OF BOUNDS.
▲: OK BUT 1M ST1LL TH3 JUDG3 4ND TH3 R3F3R33
▼: OKAY FINE.
▲: >:]
▲: RUL3 1: K4RK4T C4NT B4N TOP1CS
▲: ONLY H3R HONOR4BL3 TYRR4NY C4N DO TH4T
▼: RULE 2: HE CAN SO BAN TOPICS
▼: RULE 3: HE CAN BAN WHATEVER HE WANTS
▲: RUL3 4: RUL3 2 4ND 3 14R3 NOT TO B3 FOLLOW3D
▼: RULE 4: NO DISCUSSION OF RIVERS, FACES OR THE COLOUR RED
▼: I MEAN FIVE. RULE FIVE.
▼: NO WAIT.
▼: THAT'S TOTALLY RULE FOUR BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOUR RULE FOUR.
▲: W3LL 1 DONT L1K3 YOUR RUL3 2, 3 4ND 5
▲: 1 4M TH3 ON3 W1TH TH3 G4V3L 1 M4K3 TH3 RUL3S
▼: OKAY I THINK RULES ARE TOO COMPLICATED.
▼: I GIVE UP ON RULES.
▲: OK L34V3 TH3 RUL3S TO M3
▼: NO, THAT TOTALLY MEANS NO RULES FOR YOU EITHER.
▲: BUT 1 4M TH3 JUDG3 >:O
▲: HOW C4N 1 M4K3 JUDGM3NTS W1THOUT RUL3S
▼: OKAY OKAY.
▼: WELL IF THERE ARE GOING TO BE RULES AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FOLLOW THEM, I SHOULD HELP MAKE THEM.
▼: THAT'S ONLY FAIR.
▲: F1N3
▲: YOU C4N M4K3 ON3 RUL3
▲: BUT NOT OF TH3 B4NN1NG K1ND
▼: WHAT. YOU CAN'T MAKE RULES ON MY RULES.
▲: Y3S 1 C4N
▼: THAT IS SO OUT OF BOUNDS.
▲: 1 4M TH3 JUDG3 1 D3C1D3 WH4TS OUT OF BOUNDS
▲: 4ND TH4T 1S NOT OUT OF BOUNDS
▼: THAT IS NOT EVEN FAIR.
▲: H3Y DO YOU W4NT YOUR RUL3 OR NOT
▼: YEAH. FINE.
▼: I WANT MY RULE.
▼: EVEN IF IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.
▼: YEAH. FINE.
▲: S1NC3 YOUR3 B31NG SUCH 4 GOOD BOY OK
▲: M4K3 YOUR RUL3
▲: >:]
▼: MY RULE IS THAT NO MATTER HOW STUPIDLY CRIMSON A CERTAIN PLAYER IS FOR ANOTHER PLAYER, THE OTHER PLAYER TOTALLY DOES NOT GET TO RUB IT IN SHOULD THE FIRST PLAYER ADMIT IT.
▲: TH4T ST1LL 1NVOLV3S SOM3 SORT OF B4NN1NG
▲: BUT
▲: 1 W1LL 4LLOW 1T
▼: OH, YOU'RE SO GRACIOUS.
▲: 1 4M 4 TOUGH BUT MUN1F1C3NT JUDG3 K4RK4T
▲: >;]
▼: I'LL SAY.
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▼: HEY, IS ANYONE THERE?
▲: Y3S >:]
▼: OH IT'S YOU
▲: 1 H4V3 NO 1D34 WH4T YOUR3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT
▼: OH OKAY THEN. IT'S JUST SOMEONE WHO BY STRIKING COINCIDENCE TYPES JUST LIKE SOMEONE WHO I WANTED TO TALK TO. OKAY. I THINK I'LL JUST GET MOVING ON.
▼: SINCE THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A COINCIDENCE. AND A WASTE OF TIME.
▼: YEAH. NO TIME WASTING COINCIDENCES FOR ME TONIGHT.
▲: 4WWWWW YOU W4NT3D TO T4LK TO M3 K4RK4T >:D
▼: I KNEW IT WAS YOU.
▼: WHY'D YOU EVEN TRY TO PULL THAT?
▲: B3C4US3 YOUR3 SO CUT3 WH3N YOU G3T WORK3D UP
▼: I'M NOT CUTE. UM. MAYBE MORE LIKE CUTE... CUTTHROATCUTE. CUTETHROAT? NO, THAT SUCKS.
▼: WHATEVER. YOU GET WHAT I MEAN.
▲: 4DOR4CHOK3Y
▼: I LIKE THAT. THAT WORKS.
▼: I CAN BE ADORACHOKEY.
▲: OK >:]
▲: SO
▲: K4RK4T
▼: YES.
▲: 1S TH1S TH3 CONV3RS4T1ON WH3R3 YOU F1N4LLY R3V34L YOUR FLUSH3D F33L1NGS FOR M3 >:]
▼: WHAT?
▲: YOU S41D YOU W4NT3D TO T4LK TO M3
▼: WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM? OH IT'S COMING FROM WAY OUT IN LEFT FIELD?
▼: YOU DON'T SAY.
▲: K4RK4T 1M HURT
▼: OH COME ON.
▲: CRY1NG T34L T34RS H3R3 >:[
▲: H3H3H3
▼: IF YOU MAKE ME SAY SOMETHING STUPID BECAUSE YOU MADE ME THINK THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER--
▼: OH NEVERMIND
▼: YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW.
▼: FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS.
▲: H4H4H4H4H4H4 OH MY GOD K4RK4T
▼: SHUT. UP.
▲: YOU W3R3 WORR13D
▼: NO WORDS.
▼: NO WORDS AT ALL.
▲: 4LL TH3 WORDS
▼: NONE OF THE WORDS.
▲: 4LL OF TH3 WORDS >:]
▼: I WAS NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING IN THE LEAST.
▼: AND THERE WILL BE NO WORDS.
▲: NOP3 YOU TOT4LLY W3R3
▼: NO. NO I WAS NOT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION BUT ALLOW ME TO CORRECT IT.
▼: BECAUSE I TOTALLY WAS NOT.
▲: YOU W3R3 4BOUT TO V1S1T M3 1N MY ROOM JUST TO G1V3 M3 4 HUG 4DM1T 1T
▼: WHAT? OH PLEASE. DO I DO THINGS LIKE THAT?
▼: I MEAN FREQUENTLY?
▲: NO OF COURS3 NOT
▼: SO THERE WE GO.
▲: YOU ONLY DO THOS3 TH1NGS TO M3
▲: OR W1LL DO
▲: 4FT3R YOU G3T OV3R TH4T DUMB D3N14L
▼: OH LOOK THERE ARE NO MORE WORDS.
▼: NONE AT ALL.
▼: SHHH. ONLY LACK OF WORDS NOW.
▲: BUT TH3 L1COR1C3 1S D3L1C1OUS
▲: 1 C4NT G3T 3NOUGH OF TH3S3 WORDS
▼: PARTICULARLY WORDS THAT RELATE TO SOMETHING AS RIDICULOUS AND UNRELATED AS DENIAL.
▼: BECAUSE THOSE WORDS ARE WORDS THAT DON'T NEED TO HAPPEN. NOPE.
▲: D3N14L 1S NOT JUST 4N 4BSURD 34RTH R1V3R 4FT3R 4LL
▼: RIGHT. EXACTLY.
▼: AND NO ONE HERE IS IN ANY EARTH RIVER OF ANY KIND.
▲: 1T 1S 4LSO M1ST3R 4DOR4CHOK3Y
▼: OKAY YOU WERE DOING GOOD UP UNTIL THAT POINT.
▼: WHY DON'T WE BACK IT UP.
▲: NO W4Y
▼: WE'RE MAKING THE BACKING UP NOISE RIGHT NOW.
▼: DO YOU HEAR IT?
▼: WE'RE BACKING RIGHT ON UP.
▲: NOP3 4LL 1 C4N H34R 1S TH3 FORW4RD NO1S3
▲: >;]
▼: OKAY. WE CAN MAKE THE FORWARD NOISE IF WE'RE GOING FORWARD IN A DIRECTION THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE STUPID EARTH RIVERS.
▼: I THINK THIS IS ONLY REASONABLE.
▲: HOW 1S 1T R34SON4BL3 >:?
▼: BECAUSE NO ONE HERE IS IN DENIAL ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR YOUR DENIAL THAT I'M NOT IN DENIAL.
▲: 1 TH1NK SOM3ON3 H3R3 N33DS TO B3 MOR3 OP3N W1TH H1S F33L1NGS SO H3 WONT B3 4 STUP1D 34RTH R1V3R
▲: 1N C4S3 YOU D1DNT G3T 1T TH4T P3RSON 1SNT M3
▼: I DON'T NEED TO BE MORE OPEN WITH ANYTHING. AND I'M NOT EXACTLY SEEING ANOTHER PERSON AROUND SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
▼: I AM THE EXACT RIGHT DEGREE OF OPENNESS.
▲: 1N TH1S W1NDOW YOU 4R3 TH3 34RTH R1V3R
▲: 1TS YOU
▼: I. NO. NO WAY.
▲: Y3S W4Y
▼: SUPER NO WAY.
▲: TH4TS NOT V3RY CL3V3R K4RK4T >:]
▼: OKAY, FINE. THAT'S NOT MY BEST WORK.
▼: BUT IT'S TRUE!
▲: DONT WORRY B31NG FLUST3R3D DO3S TH4T
▲: 1 WOULD B3 3MB4RR4SS3D 1F 1 K3PT MY R3D F33L1NGS TOO
▼: I AM SO UNFLUSTERED. LOOK AT ME. NOTHING'S RUFFLING MY FEATHERS. NOTHING'S GETTING MY GOAT. I CAN JUST KEEP ON KEEPING ON WITH THE FANTASTIC BARNYARD METAPHORS FOR HOW UNFLUSTERED I AM BUT THAT WOULD BE BELEAGUERING THE POINT.
▼: WHICH, IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, IS HOW UNFLUSTERED I AM.
▲: UNFLUST3R3D P3OPL3 DONT H4V3 TO PO1NT 1T OUT
▼: SOMETIMES THEY DO, APPARENTLY.
▼: TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
▲: TH3Y 3XH1B1T 4 N4TUR4L 41R OF UNFLUST3R3DN3SS
▼: I AM A PRIME EXAMPLE OF UNFLUSTEREDNESS.
▼: I AM A PARAGON OF UNFLUSTEREDNESS.
▲: NO YOU 4R3 4 PR1M3 3X4MPL3 OF 4 FLUST3RED W1GGL3R
▼: WHAT? NO. NO WAY.
▲: SUP3R Y3S W4Y
▼: MEGA NO WAY.
▲: SUP3R MEG4 HYP3R Y3S W4Y T1M3S 1NF1N1TY SQU4R3D
▲: 1 W1N
▼: THERE'S... NO WAY I CAN BEAT THAT.
▼: BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU RIGHT
▲: NO TH4T M4K3S M3 R1GHT T1M3S 1NF1N1TY SQU4R3D
▼: OKAY MAYBE JUST A LITTLE RIGHT.
▼: ONLY A LITTLE BIT.
▲: YOUR3 G3TT1NG W4RM3R
▼: NOT MUCH. LIKE A FRACTION OF A FRACTION.
▼: OF A FRACTION.
▲: COLD3R
▼: WE ARE NOT PLAYING THIS GAME.
▼: THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS.
▲: YOUR F4C3 1S R1D1CULOUS >:]
▼: THAT'S
▼: THAT'S NOT EVEN FAIR
▼: TOTALLY OUT OF BOUNDS
▲: TH3R3 4R3 NO RUL3S SO 1TS NOT OUT OF BOUNDS
▼: I'M CALLING FOUL.
▲: D3N13D
▲: 1 4M 4LSO TH3 R3F3R33
▼: THERE. SEE. THAT'S THE ONLY DENIAL PRESENT HERE.
▼: AND YOU CAN'T BE THE REFEREE AND PLAY AT THE SAME TIME, HOW IS THAT EVEN FAIR?
▼: WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS?
▲: 1TS 4S F41R 4S YOU CL41M1NG MY 4W3SOM3 COM3B4CK W4S OUT OF BOUNDS
▼: NO, THAT WAS TOTALLY FAIR. WE WEREN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT MY FACE!
▼: UNTIL THAT POINT.
▲: SO
▲: 1T 1S R1D1CULOUS SO R3G4RDL3SS 1TS ST1LL TRU3
▼: THAT IS NOT EVEN THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION.
▼: ACTUALLY.
▼: NO.
▼: FINE. THAT IS TOTALLY THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION.
▲: NO K4RK4T
▲: 1TS TOO L4T3
▼: WE MAY NOW ONLY TALK ABOUT MY FACE.
▼: AND IT'S VARIOUS VIRTUES.
▲: TOO L444T3
▲: W3 4R3 NOW CH4NG1NG TH3 TOP1C
▼: THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS COMPLETELY CENTRED AROUND MY FACE.
▼: IT IS A FACE-CENTRIC CONVERSATION. ALL TOPICS ORBIT MY HEAD.
▲: W3 4R3 GO1NG TO GO B4CK TO T4LK1NG 4BOUT YOUR 34RTH R1V3R
▼: NO TOPIC CHANGES CAN BE MADE AT THIS TIME.
▲: B3C4US3 1TS TOO L4T3 K4RK4T
▼: PARTICULARLY THOSE CONCERNING RIVERS OR THE COLOUR RED.
▼: WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT TO BE DISCUSSED.
▲: 4CTU4LLY
▲: 1 TH1NK YOUR F4C3 1S K1ND OF CUT3
▼: DO YOU REALLY?
▼: I MEAN
▼: OF COURSE IT IS.
▼: THAT IS WHAT I MEANT.
▼: OF COURSE MY FACE IS CUTE. IN THE MOST CUTTHROAT WAY THAT ANYTHING CAN BE CUTE.
▲: 1 JUST W4NT TO L1CK 1T
▲: R1GHT
▲: NOW
▼: WHAT.
▼: THIS CONVERSATION IS SO FAR OUT OF BOUNDS IT CAN'T EVEN SEE THE BOUNDS.
▼: I THINK I NEED TO REMIND THIS CONVERSATION ABOUT BOUNDS.
▲: BUT W3R3 ST1LL T4LK1NG 4BOUT YOUR F4C3 >:\
▼: OKAY LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
▲: R3D
▼: THAT IS NOT MY FACE OR A RIVER.
▼: OR A COLOUR.
▲: TOO L4T3 FOR 4NYTH1NG 3LS3 SORRY
▼: YOU ARE A LOT OF THINGS BUT YOU ARE NOT SORRY.
▲: MY COMM3NT 1S UP TH3R3 LORD1NG OV3R YOUR B4NN3D CONV3RS4T1ON TOP1CS
▼: I AM JUST GOING TO
▲: W3 4R3 TO DISCUSS 1T
▼: NOT ACKNOWLEDGE IT
▼: YEAH
▲: OUT OF BOUNDS
▼: THAT IS TOTALLY IN BOUNDS.
▲: *1 T4K3 TH3 G4V3L 4ND POUND 1T 3 T1M3S*
▲: OUT OF BOUNDS
▲: TH1S 1S NOT UP FOR D1SCUSS1ON
▼: HOW CAN YOU BE A REFEREE AND A JUDGE AND PLAY THE GAME AT THE SAME TIME.
▲: B3C4US3 TH3R3 4R3 NO RUL3S
▼: THAT IS THE NEW TOPIC OF DISCUSSION.
▼: THERE TOTALLY ARE RULES.
▼: THERE HAVE TO BE RULES. BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT I'M OUT OF BOUNDS.
▲: OK BUT 1M ST1LL TH3 JUDG3 4ND TH3 R3F3R33
▼: OKAY FINE.
▲: >:]
▲: RUL3 1: K4RK4T C4NT B4N TOP1CS
▲: ONLY H3R HONOR4BL3 TYRR4NY C4N DO TH4T
▼: RULE 2: HE CAN SO BAN TOPICS
▼: RULE 3: HE CAN BAN WHATEVER HE WANTS
▲: RUL3 4: RUL3 2 4ND 3 14R3 NOT TO B3 FOLLOW3D
▼: RULE 4: NO DISCUSSION OF RIVERS, FACES OR THE COLOUR RED
▼: I MEAN FIVE. RULE FIVE.
▼: NO WAIT.
▼: THAT'S TOTALLY RULE FOUR BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOUR RULE FOUR.
▲: W3LL 1 DONT L1K3 YOUR RUL3 2, 3 4ND 5
▲: 1 4M TH3 ON3 W1TH TH3 G4V3L 1 M4K3 TH3 RUL3S
▼: OKAY I THINK RULES ARE TOO COMPLICATED.
▼: I GIVE UP ON RULES.
▲: OK L34V3 TH3 RUL3S TO M3
▼: NO, THAT TOTALLY MEANS NO RULES FOR YOU EITHER.
▲: BUT 1 4M TH3 JUDG3 >:O
▲: HOW C4N 1 M4K3 JUDGM3NTS W1THOUT RUL3S
▼: OKAY OKAY.
▼: WELL IF THERE ARE GOING TO BE RULES AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FOLLOW THEM, I SHOULD HELP MAKE THEM.
▼: THAT'S ONLY FAIR.
▲: F1N3
▲: YOU C4N M4K3 ON3 RUL3
▲: BUT NOT OF TH3 B4NN1NG K1ND
▼: WHAT. YOU CAN'T MAKE RULES ON MY RULES.
▲: Y3S 1 C4N
▼: THAT IS SO OUT OF BOUNDS.
▲: 1 4M TH3 JUDG3 1 D3C1D3 WH4TS OUT OF BOUNDS
▲: 4ND TH4T 1S NOT OUT OF BOUNDS
▼: THAT IS NOT EVEN FAIR.
▲: H3Y DO YOU W4NT YOUR RUL3 OR NOT
▼: YEAH. FINE.
▼: I WANT MY RULE.
▼: EVEN IF IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.
▼: YEAH. FINE.
▲: S1NC3 YOUR3 B31NG SUCH 4 GOOD BOY OK
▲: M4K3 YOUR RUL3
▲: >:]
▼: MY RULE IS THAT NO MATTER HOW STUPIDLY CRIMSON A CERTAIN PLAYER IS FOR ANOTHER PLAYER, THE OTHER PLAYER TOTALLY DOES NOT GET TO RUB IT IN SHOULD THE FIRST PLAYER ADMIT IT.
▲: TH4T ST1LL 1NVOLV3S SOM3 SORT OF B4NN1NG
▲: BUT
▲: 1 W1LL 4LLOW 1T
▼: OH, YOU'RE SO GRACIOUS.
▲: 1 4M 4 TOUGH BUT MUN1F1C3NT JUDG3 K4RK4T
▲: >;]
▼: I'LL SAY.
And then my internet broke. 8(