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[princesseimi]

...is this thing working?

Yes?

Oh.

You've reached Emeraude; I can't come to the phone right now. Please leave...your name and phone number, I suppose? And I'll get back to you.

Or I'll just find you somewhere in the City. That works, t--

[BEEEEEEP]

[ooc: If you'd like to leave Emmy a message for whatever reason you may see fit, please do so

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[sing4sweets]

*Kaito giggles, and then starts whispering to someone off to the side*

Okay... so what am I doing here?

[dr_keseki]

*Someone whispers back to Kaito* Step one is to Step one is to greet the recipient of the prank call.

[sing4sweets]

*Whispers* Okay I've got it. *ahem*

HELLO MISTER PHONE!

[dr_keseki]

Wrong. Hang up and start over.

1/2

[hellfire_gouka]

*Can't believe he's about to do this, but now that she has a phone and doesn't know Shinju's number... Ah, why the hell not.*

2/2

[hellfire_gouka]

*Jerkily, as if automated, and in a lower voice. She might be able to tell it's Shinju if she listens closely.*

Hello--Emeraude. This is--Arc--Automatedmenuburger--calling from--Iserath--Financial--Institution.

To check on the status of an existing gigantic butt--please press or say--"gigantobutt"--now. Or--to place a new-six foot Italian sub--in--Shinju Gouka--'s--hands, please hang up--and do that mess--right now.

I'm sorry--I didn't catch that. I think you said--"gigantobutt". If this is correct, please press or say--"yes".

I'm sorry--I think you said--"yes". If this is correct, please press or say--"total yes".

I'm sorry--I didn't catch that. Let's start again. To check on the status--of an existing butt that's so big it has its own king, please press or say--*BEEP*

[princesseimi]

*listening to it*

Gigant-- wait...that's not right!

No, no...I didn't say that...no!

...you're not listening to me~!

*flail*

...wait...Shinju Gou...Shinju!

*laughs at the sudden realisation of who left the message, and makes a note of the number when the female recording tells her who called*