Southern Comfort

[princessingy]

HI.... MY NAME IS INGRID AND IM AN ALCOHOLIC.................
I DRANK WAY TO MUCH LAST NITE. APPARENTLY I THOUGHT JOHN KERRY IS JESUS AND THAT TONY BLAIR IS GOD, I WANTED ENGLAND TO TAKE US BACK, AND I THOUGHT I WAS A DEAD LIZARD.
......... SO I THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM................

Comments

[lilmissscorpio]

Not to mention you thought that all Brits should go to AdoptAnAmerican.com to save us from ourselves. You also thought you were Twister. You kept falling off th couch, no matter how far back you sat. You kept trying to ask my downstairs neighbors if we were being too loud via yelling through the floor. You crazy mofo, you only had 6 shots. Lightweight.

[tropicalghoti]

what were you drinking? shroom juice...were you licking toads too?

[princessingy]

HEY...THAT WAS 100 PROOF... IM A SOLDIER FOR BEING MY SIZE... GIVE ME SOME CREDIT...
MARGEAUX... I THINK I MIGHT HAVE LICKED A FROG.....LOL