LAUREN

[princessjess05]

Are you constipated?

Are you bloated and fatigued?

Are you bored?

Are you having a bad hair day?

Are your in-laws in town?

Are you feeling down in the dumps because your granny bought you socks for Christmas and bought your brother a plasma tv?

Comments

LAUREN

[urmyshunsine]

I cannot believe her. What a hoface. I mean really, she should have come to me personally and said something and not went around talking about me behind my back. UGH.
<3, Lauren.

Re: LAUREN

[princessjess05]

I know Lauren she is the scum of your uncle Peter's shoes that he wears to feed his pigs. Omg and then she just went and gave your x-gay cousin BillyRay (who temporarily went by BillyRaychel) a hickie.
<3 Lauren

Re: LAUREN

[urmyshunsine]

Please, it hurts me to talk about it. I just can't believe after all we've been through together... I taught her how to tie her shoes, how to ride a bike. I mean, I am responsible for her meeting BillyRay. She'll get what's coming to her, that dirty cotton-headed ninnimuggins.
<3 Lauren

Re: LAUREN

[princessjess05]

O I know. We could put one of cousin Ralph's ant farms in her slipper while she's asleep. That would teach her.
<3 Lauren

[la_bam]

constipated? no
bloated? errrrrrr yeah. fatigued? always
bored? surprisingly, no. im about to go beddy bye.
bad hair day? story of my life.
in-laws? no but my future in-laws are always in town.
socks vs. plasma? nahh, no one gets socks around here for christmas.

[princessjess05]

yeah it's random, it's really just so me and meghan could play a game, thanx for joining in by the way, we need more retards like us ;)

KATIE

[whiteduckie]

His name was Brandon!! Get it right. And you did not do a good job teaching me to ride a bike, b/c I can't ride one. AND I am not a dirty cotton-headed ninnimuggins, YOu hugger-mugger bug-bear

Re: KATIE

[princessjess05]

shut up you are a cracka headed-cotton mouth who kissed her cousin and slandered her name all over this-here creation.
X Lauren

Re: KATIE

[urmyshunsine]

It was YOU???!!!??? I can't believe this. I should have known all along. Well, that's it. You're NOT coming to my birthday party.

Re: KATIE

[princessjess05]

*this is great* Katie's a loser, let's bruise'r
<3 Lauren