I dont know which hurts more, my tummy or my head. Damn strawberry daiquiris but oh so yummy. Apparently a litre is what it takes to get me happy. I cant tell you anything else about the night because its all fuzzy. Except something about Orions belt

Soooo I went to see a therapist today at the insistance of C and my parents. He was a nice enough guy. Personally I would have preferred someone whos a native english speaker because I had to keep making sure I was speaking slowly and clearly enough for him ( Read more... )

I was up half the night on Tuesday getting sick. No big deal and I felt a million times better afterwards. As I was kneeling and imitating what I imagine a walrus mating call to sound like, I couldnt help but notice I appeared to be spewing chunks that looked like undigested bits of carrots. How is this possible? I despise carrots, even the thought ( Read more... )

I really need to stop forgetting about this thing. It would have really come in handy over the past few weeks. Thing have calmed down for the moment but it wont last ( Read more... )

Arg what is it with people and trying to invite themselves to weddings? I'm sorry but that is so friggin rude. If we were really close friends then yes I could understand it, and for those friends I have no problems with them. And in their cases its my fault. But for people I work with to be just randomly presuming they're invited. Its doing my ( Read more... )

And once again I completely forgot about this thing. I blame my memory. Its always forgetting stuff

What the hell is with the stupid friggin heat? Seriously? Its not friggin amusing anymore. Ok it never was, but less so now. 32 degrees, what the hell were you thinking Mr. Weather Creator ( Read more... )

Yes, thats right ladies and gentlemen, I have returned. Ok so I have no friends at the moment but that is about to change. I shall invite my Wifey to join and then I'll harrass her and nag and annoy her until she befriends me. And that is all I have to say for now. ROCKIN FIRST ENTRY!!!!