Give me a dollar, hey! Give me a dollar, I want a dollar, I need a dollar, you've got a dollar so, give me a dollar! Give me a dollar with your phone number on it and I will call you, Give me a dollar with your name on it and I will write you a song, Give me a dollar with nothing on it, and I will love you forever, I will be your best friend. ( Read more... )

Faceboy=Pleeny ( Read more... )

There is no pointThere is no point to life ( Read more... )

Fegtet: I DO

I'm married.

Fegtet 69: You are stu ( Read more... )

The Adventures of PlankyOne day, a small lump of plankton named Planky set off in search of fun and adventures. His friends and family and all the folks in the plankton town shook their heads and cast knowing glances to one another, but said nothing. They all knew that the little lump of plankton would just have to learn the hard way. After a short ( Read more... )

I went to a party today with Stemp, we of course fought- we are immature.. I ended up losing my cell phone for some time. I got a bloody nose.. I don't know why or what actually hit my nose, all I know is that I was upsidedown on a couch with her nails in my skin and my feet in her gut and she seriously almost killed me this time-- I couldn't ( Read more... )

I wear curtains
Because my soul is a window
And my heart is glass.

Fegtet: I WEAR MORE PANTS THAN YOU
Fegtet: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fegtet: INSIDE MY ASS IS ADVENTURE.

I woke up this morning, with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, its detatchable. This comes in handy alot of the time. I can leave it at home when I think that it's going to get me in trouble. Or I can rent it out when I don't need it, but now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can' ( Read more... )