This comment does not use the word "testicles" once
anonymous
July 15 2004, 02:04:57 UTC
1. Who are you? BobJohnson/FGH 2. Are we friends? We're virtual friends! 3. When and how did we meet? In an invisible thread on a comedy message forum. 4. How have I affected you? You showed me your boob (and reminded me that there's more to life than clickies.) 5. What do you think of me? You would be 10X cooler if you mentioned my awesomeness more. 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? When you brought Lazareth back to life. 7. How long do you think we will be friends? Until I poop in your shoes. 8. Do you love me? Like Bush loves constitutional admendments banning gay marriage! 9. Do you have a crush on me? Ever since I saw your boob. 10. Would you kiss me? I would bathe you with my tongue. 11. Would you hug me? Does squeezing your buttocks count? 12. Physically, what stands out? You showed me your boob! 13. Emotionally, what stands out? Psychosis. 14. Do you wish I was cooler? Don't worry, you get cooler everytime you IM with me! 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? I refuse to rate you on a scale that doesn'
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2. Are we friends? We're virtual friends!
3. When and how did we meet? In an invisible thread on a comedy message forum.
4. How have I affected you? You showed me your boob (and reminded me that there's more to life than clickies.)
5. What do you think of me? You would be 10X cooler if you mentioned my awesomeness more.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? When you brought Lazareth back to life.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Until I poop in your shoes.
8. Do you love me? Like Bush loves constitutional admendments banning gay marriage!
9. Do you have a crush on me? Ever since I saw your boob.
10. Would you kiss me? I would bathe you with my tongue.
11. Would you hug me? Does squeezing your buttocks count?
12. Physically, what stands out? You showed me your boob!
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Psychosis.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? Don't worry, you get cooler everytime you IM with me!
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? I refuse to rate you on a scale that doesn' ( ... )
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