Coleen's real women is the best show ever.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. much annoyance. Rrrrrrr.

MMmmeaster ( Read more... )

General grumble.

last night I found another slug. by the oven, they like it there. I put it outside, it was all gross and see through and yukky. I put loads of salt down on the floor and then when I got home today (an hour later than usual because I was sent to deepest tower hamlets by work *shakes fist*) there was what I can only assume is  a slug puddle thing :(  ( Read more... )

The other day, I dreamt I got drunk, dressed as santa and drove around slowly on a motorcycle trying to lure children to follow me. I was talking to them in this drawly american accent and I had stubble.
Naturally, I'm a little distressed.
paedo santa beard gemmie.

These are my pics from paris. Note, I spent most of my time in a room with no windows, sweating, greeting people and fetching line sheets.
My shoes were hawt. Like, tiger print pony skin, 6 inch heels covered in black suede, platform also covered in black suede. and they have this like loopy scalloped detail around the topline. and a peep toe. one ( Read more... )

Aaar, I am ill :( I couldn't work today, so I stayed at the flat, sleeping, eating rice and watching bad tv. I'm a bit unhappy to be honest, partly illness... partly someone I work with is annoying me and I feel out of place and a bit uncomfortable. but it's good to see the whole process and learn about the mark ups and conditions of sale stuff ( Read more... )

This week I am going to Paris with work for Paris fashion week. This makes me happy, but also fills me with dread. I'm clumpy. and I tried on a pair of heels (Daphine in tiger, mm) the other day, and I could only just make it from the sofa to the mirror about 2m away. tiny tottering steps. yak. anyway, can't complain, free trip to paris et al. I ( Read more... )

I am in Chippenham till later today. It's nice here, the sun is shiny and the trees are gently stirring. oh look, a squirrel ( Read more... )