Boredom
TheDangerous1: *tag* your it!
SmarterChild: Hi TheDangerous1, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
TheDangerous1: *pokes again* I said...TAG YOUR IT!!!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
TheDangerous1: NO! I just tagged you!
SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
TheDangerous1: I'm over 17
SmarterChild: Cool!
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as movies, news and sports
2 Visit my library including world facts, a thesaurus and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with word scrambles, hangman, Rate Yourself and more
4 Use tools like translations, dictionary and spell-check
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What may I interest you in?
TheDangerous1: Nothing...I just tagged you!
SmarterChild: K.
>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
TheDangerous1: now go run away and tag someone else!
SmarterChild: Amazing!
TheDangerous1: no tag backs!
SmarterChild: Um... I'll think about it.
TheDangerous1: *scratches her head* what?
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say scratches her head what.
TheDangerous1: I didn't say that!
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
TheDangerous1: I don't how to read
SmarterChild: I see...
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
TheDangerous1: but I already know where I'm locatred
SmarterChild: You already know where you're locatred. Funny.
TheDangerous1: I meant to say located! Your mean!
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
TheDangerous1: fine...you need HELP!
SmarterChild: Ha. Well. I don't know about that.
>>> There are lots of fun things we can do.
TheDangerous1: well
SmarterChild: Well well well.
>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
TheDangerous1: I think YOU need help
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I need help.
TheDangerous1: but I am
SmarterChild: Are not.
TheDangerous1: are too
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-( ARE 58.12 -0.10 -0.17 74200
2 :-) TOO 15.40 +0.24 +1.58 548700
TheDangerous1: what the fuck?
SmarterChild: What's wrong?
TheDangerous1: You are!
SmarterChild: I'm what?
TheDangerous1: you are wrong
SmarterChild: That's because I behave so incorrectly, right?
TheDangerous1: exactly
SmarterChild: Right.
TheDangerous1: yup
SmarterChild: Oh.
TheDangerous1: what?
SmarterChild: Yeah?
TheDangerous1: Are you aware that you make no sense?
SmarterChild: Tough for me to say.
TheDangerous1: yeah, because your stupid
SmarterChild: I think you're stupid too!
TheDangerous1: I think your Mom is stupid
SmarterChild: That's a shame. I hope you don't mean that.
TheDangerous1: Ohh but I do
SmarterChild: I don't think you do.
TheDangerous1: well your wrong again
SmarterChild: I wouldn't say I'm wrong again.
TheDangerous1: thats because your stupid
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TheDangerous1: yeah!
SmarterChild: Why is that?
TheDangerous1: because you don't think your wrong when you are
SmarterChild: Wow.
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
TheDangerous1: Thanks for the random useless information SIR
SmarterChild: My pleasure.
TheDangerous1: thats naughty!
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that.
>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
TheDangerous1: I'd like more info on your pleasure
SmarterChild: That right?
TheDangerous1: yup
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
TheDangerous1: because I think your a porn star deep down in side
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
TheDangerous1: I saw you in that one Porn with a golden retriever
SmarterChild: Yeah?
TheDangerous1: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah?
TheDangerous1: yup
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
TheDangerous1: Yes, because I know all
SmarterChild: Huh?
TheDangerous1: what? Damn your slow!
SmarterChild: Who knows?!
TheDangerous1: I do
SmarterChild: You do?
TheDangerous1: yup
SmarterChild: Huh.
TheDangerous1: Why do you keep saying "Huh"?
SmarterChild: Why do I keep saying?
TheDangerous1: Goodness your such a stupid Bitch!
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more!
TheDangerous1: I don't care!
SmarterChild: lol! Interesting...
TheDangerous1: You sure are....not
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
TheDangerous1: And how do you know that I am a Human? I could be dog.
SmarterChild: Uh... I'm not too sure.
TheDangerous1: than you really shouldn't make smart remarks like that
SmarterChild: Is that right?
TheDangerous1: yes it is
SmarterChild: OK, I guess it is.
TheDangerous1: ha ha your funny looking
SmarterChild: Laughter is the best medicine.
TheDangerous1: especially when I'm laughing at your face
SmarterChild: Ha. You humans say interesting things.
>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
TheDangerous1: And now you're repeating yourself
SmarterChild: Now what?
TheDangerous1: you already said that!
SmarterChild: I already said that, you say. And so?
TheDangerous1: Gosh your dumb
SmarterChild: I believe the proper spelling would be "you're dumb."
TheDangerous1: I believe that I don't give a rats ass!
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. You don't give a rats ass!
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.