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Nov 30, 2004 22:51

doooood. cramps. like a motherfucker.

i'm gonna go eat some ibuprofin.

and then masturbate.

see you tomorrow.

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killingthetiger December 1 2004, 04:49:42 UTC
Awesome. It's always a good idea to keep in touch with yourself. Literally. It relieves cramps too i hear. But what do i know?

This must be kinda out of the blue, hearing from me on your livejournal and all but hey... if it relieves any of the akwardness... I masturbate too. And I went through a period back in febuary/march where i thought that i could be gay. I was confused. Luckily i didn't get around to experimenting. That might have been a bit regretfull. Oh well. there's ackward.

You've got a betty bangs now!

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princessvelma December 2 2004, 03:05:52 UTC
yeah. my purpose was the cramp relief. although i generally try to masturbate early and often--like voting.

it is strange hearing from you and yet not altogether unpleasent.

i find sexuality to be fluid (though i definitely lean toward the ladies, i'm okay with boycuddling, etc.). it is my completely uninformed of your situation that for that period of time you may have in fact been gay.

i've had these bangs now for almost 2 years believe it or not. i'm in love with them. they're not the only thing about me that's changed. we should have a caro reunion sometime soon. seriously. in my dad's basement maybe before he sells the house.

where are you living these days by the way?

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esme1944 December 1 2004, 05:42:36 UTC
fun note: i've found that taking ibuprofin before hand hinders the quality of masturbation. maybe it's just me.

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princessvelma December 2 2004, 02:58:37 UTC
eh. so do cramps. it wasn't so much for pleasure as for the ultimate cramp relief. for which it worked wonders.

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bofmouais December 2 2004, 05:52:40 UTC
Want to know something funny? Whenever you use that picture I imagine that guy is actually with you as you're typing/saying whatever you post. So, when you're writing about masturbation I just imagine that guy standing there with his tongue in your ear.

I think I'm the weird one.

BTW, at Good Beans Ken has this Women's Raspberry Leaf tea that is supposed to turn your uterus into gold. I've heard good things.

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