Right then.

[princewills]

Dear Will,
I am hearby firing you from your duties, due to recent events that have proven you have no courage. Grow some balls, prince.
Sincerly,
the external anatomy that once defined you as a man.

That about sums it up.

Comments

[_willa_ford_]

the external anatomy that once defined you as a man

*throws a penis mint at you*

[princewills]

hahaha just what I needed. Thanks, miss Manda. Got anymore special tricks in your magic bag?

[_willa_ford_]

Well, I used to tackle people... *frowns* But I can't do that now 'cause I'm knocked up... let me think about it, okay?

[_drewbarrymore_]

Quit putting yourself down, Mr. Prince, or I'm going to come over there, tie you up and NOT whip you! What do you think about that?