"Jesus Sexually Harrassed Me and I Don't Have to Take It"

[princsscremepuf]

Office Depot had the great judgement to hire Jesus (hay-SOOS). At first he was a nice enough guy and we didn't interact much. Later on that week, I was windexing the registers and counters one rainy day while Jesus was stationed greeting our customers. Then I hear "Rrrrebecca" (Jesus is Columbian). I look up and he is standing at the edge of

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[seasand]

I just read this whole thing outloud to seth while laughing hysterically and his response was

"that might work in columbia but it ain't gunna work here buddy"

and my response was:

"THAT'S MY BECCA!"

[princsscremepuf]

I think it was the whole name thing. He just thought he was Office Depot's salvation and God's gift to women. I really have to wonder about women who name their children after Jesus. I mean what are they thinking? Do they really mean to give their son another reason to be egotistical?

[seasand]

LOL!!! My aunt's boyfriend is named Jesus. We all call him Jay, but I definitely can still see him being egotistical sometimes.

[gabbybaby1984]

Oops! I didn't realize I was logged out. That was me, Gabby.

who does that asshole think he is?!?!?

[gabbybaby1984]

Oh GOD. I just want to punch that guy in the face. Over and over and over again. He deserved to get fired for being a chronic asshole.

Re: who does that asshole think he is?!?!?

[princsscremepuf]

He told one girl I work with that she has a big ass. Just point blank. And okay maybe she does, but it wasn't his duty to inform her. I also worked with a girl who told him she had a girlfriend just for kicks because he was being a real asshole to her. He asked really personal questions and then proceded to ask if he could join in!!! I am so glad he's gone.