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SO THIS DREAM I HAD. HOLY CRAP.
It started off in an Alvin and the Chipmunks concert. Like, where they were the movie versions. And this squirrel came running across the stage panicking and squeaking so they stopped the concert to find her and calm her down. So they do that and then she suddenly starts having babies and that's... all well and good. I'm apparently their manager so I save the squirrel and the babies, give her a free concert ticket to whenever they reschedule, and we take her to the park.
But when we get to the park it turns out she has a dastardly plan and those babies were actually bombs and she placed them all over the park. Then she reveals that she's going to destroy the world. And we're like... what.
So for some reason we accept that. And it turns out we're in Forks, Washington. Which means the Cullens and werewolves show up - I'm pretty sure this was apparently post Eclipse - so they come up and REVEAL THAT THEY ARE VAMPIRES so they can help us go to Africa.
But only they can go, but they take me. So I'm going with Edward, Jacob and Emmett to Africa to do... I don't even know what. And we're in a national park. So as we're walking through the park I notice that one of the animals doesn't look too good. And by 'doesn't look too good', I mean it's pretty much a zombie. Edward knows the name of this 'beautiful creature' and so we keep going. And then some BEARS with the same disease come barreling through and we have to hop up on the fence and try to run away from them, but when they open their mouths they fire BEES.
Back with the Squirrel. She reveals that she doesn't want to destroy the world, she just wants to destroy the elephants.
Back to us, we're running from this bear thing and we apparently get the item the squirrel wants, so... suddenly we're running on snow. Apparently Alaska is secretly right by Africa. So we gear up in winter gear and then we see the damn Joker only he's tied up like Hannibal. So we run from him and go through the mountain to get something.
The squirrel has also moved her hostages to the same place. They're in this complex thing and it turns out the Joker is in on this.
So... we find nwhatever item she wants us to get. But we decide we'll destroy it rather than have her destroy the world/elephants, whatever and take her down.
back to the Squirrel, Alice decided that she's going to take squirrel chick down. But then the Joker puts a plastic bag over his head and presses this button which covers everyone in a purple goop that hardens instantly and makes them statues. For some reason that bag protects him. The squirrel was also in one.
We get back and everyone is statuified and we break the item. There's ane epic show down with the Joker. We win. No death to elephants.
Later, we're at Jacob's place and now apparently he has an enormous garage. To keep the memory of his friends alive he's put them in like, diagrams.
We find this sweet.
THE END.
It started off in an Alvin and the Chipmunks concert. Like, where they were the movie versions. And this squirrel came running across the stage panicking and squeaking so they stopped the concert to find her and calm her down. So they do that and then she suddenly starts having babies and that's... all well and good. I'm apparently their manager so I save the squirrel and the babies, give her a free concert ticket to whenever they reschedule, and we take her to the park.
But when we get to the park it turns out she has a dastardly plan and those babies were actually bombs and she placed them all over the park. Then she reveals that she's going to destroy the world. And we're like... what.
So for some reason we accept that. And it turns out we're in Forks, Washington. Which means the Cullens and werewolves show up - I'm pretty sure this was apparently post Eclipse - so they come up and REVEAL THAT THEY ARE VAMPIRES so they can help us go to Africa.
But only they can go, but they take me. So I'm going with Edward, Jacob and Emmett to Africa to do... I don't even know what. And we're in a national park. So as we're walking through the park I notice that one of the animals doesn't look too good. And by 'doesn't look too good', I mean it's pretty much a zombie. Edward knows the name of this 'beautiful creature' and so we keep going. And then some BEARS with the same disease come barreling through and we have to hop up on the fence and try to run away from them, but when they open their mouths they fire BEES.
Back with the Squirrel. She reveals that she doesn't want to destroy the world, she just wants to destroy the elephants.
Back to us, we're running from this bear thing and we apparently get the item the squirrel wants, so... suddenly we're running on snow. Apparently Alaska is secretly right by Africa. So we gear up in winter gear and then we see the damn Joker only he's tied up like Hannibal. So we run from him and go through the mountain to get something.
The squirrel has also moved her hostages to the same place. They're in this complex thing and it turns out the Joker is in on this.
So... we find nwhatever item she wants us to get. But we decide we'll destroy it rather than have her destroy the world/elephants, whatever and take her down.
back to the Squirrel, Alice decided that she's going to take squirrel chick down. But then the Joker puts a plastic bag over his head and presses this button which covers everyone in a purple goop that hardens instantly and makes them statues. For some reason that bag protects him. The squirrel was also in one.
We get back and everyone is statuified and we break the item. There's ane epic show down with the Joker. We win. No death to elephants.
Later, we're at Jacob's place and now apparently he has an enormous garage. To keep the memory of his friends alive he's put them in like, diagrams.
We find this sweet.
THE END.