(This popped out of my head today. I cleaned some of the gross afterbirth crap off it, fed it a little, and finally set it down here on magic electronic paper. Don't hurt it. It's puny and fragile and misshapen. Hurt me instead. I am large and fragile and will make cooler breaking noises.)

Warning: The following is a case of parrot nerd humor ( Read more... )

http://community.livejournal.com/second_lifers/242353.html?thread=1678257#t1678257

God I feel like such a fossil. :(

You know I kind of like it when I take an unopened soda out of the fridge, and I start to shake it, and then I quickly say "what the fuck am I doing?" and I stop. It gives me a chance to feel grateful to my brain. I can say, "thanks, brain. Thanks for being there. I'm glad I have you. It makes me kinda misty to say it, but I'm proud of you. ( Read more... )

If you looked at my LiveJournal Friends page you'd probably never know that there were a lot of posts expressing sadness/condolences/shock/whatever over you-know-who's fatal little mishap...unless you read the posts grumbling (or expressing bemusement) about how many posts there are expressing sadness/condolences/shock/whatever ( Read more... )

Can't say much, play starts in like 8 minutes, crap this cafe has a sort of flaky spacebar on this computer ( Read more... )

You scored as Lawful Good. A lawful good person acts as a good person is expected or required to act. They are dedicated to upholding both what is right and what is set down in law.

Lawful Good
60%
Neutral Good
55%
Chaotic Good
50%
Lawful Evil
40%
Chaotic Neutral
40%
Neutral Evil
40%
True Neutral
40%
Chaotic Evil
35%
Lawful Neutral
30%
What is your Alignment?
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WINAMP.COM | Right website, right player, right time... it's hard work.

and...
*gestures tentatively at head for a moment*
...
*makes the gesture more decisive*
Brain surgeons!...

I know I'm confusing and obscure and passive-aggressive-ish at times, and it's often hard to know exactly what I'm talking about. (Sorry.) So, to clarify, this doesn't have to do with anything on television recently: it has to do with some very frustrating and revealing Livejournal drama. With that said ( Read more... )

Oh. So that's when the theatre meeting is. (was.)

*scrunches down and tries to look inconspicuous*