God vs Satan

[prismdragon]

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives

Comments

[sheenamarie]

LMMFAO thats some funny funny funny funny shit right there. Mmmm chicken fried steak with baked macaroni and cheese with broccoli sauted in olive oil based butter and for dessert devils food cake and ice cream. *Praise SATAN*

*I hope my mother doesn't see this she'd hate that I like unhealthy food since she raised me on good food in a christian home*

[prismdragon]

And though she tried her best, you still turned out like... that...

[gfial95]

hahahaha awesome

[squishy_candy]

i love that. what i hate is that even though i eat all the healthy food, i gain weight cause god made my thyroid quit working so i have no metabolism no matter how hard i work out or how well i eat. god hates me and my thyroid.

[squishy_candy]

aaawwww