Last wednesday was Denise and my first anniversary (next friday will be nine years though). We made the most of it with a candle lit dinner picnic in our bedroom on wednesday and then a trip out of Atlantic City this weekend. Denise had wanted to try Las Vegas, but, well, I hate it there, and we didn't have the money to do it. So instead we took ( Read more... )

Right now there's a cameraman in Maryland that I want to hit in the face with a 2x4. Don't care if you've never used the camera before, don't set the timecode generator to external time again. Otherwise I will come to your house and eat your children.

My laptop crashed, taking the harddrive with it and, more importantly, several irreplaceable photos of mom. I am not pleased to say the least.

This morning I dreamed that I was dying and hadn't had the chance to say good-bye to Denise. At that point I woke up and a moment later Denise came in to kiss me good-bye before she left for work.

I've been meaning to write a year end post because that's what you do at the end of a year. Yet, I couldn't really bring myself to do it. Perhaps because I kept coming back to the same thing. At the end of last year, I had significant things on my mind, mainly putting the shitstorm that had been putting 2007 in my rearview mirror and moving on ( Read more... )

I just realized by Valkyrie is openning Christmas day.

Someone expects the jews to go see a movie about trying to kill Hitler.

Denise and I watched "Ratatouille" last night and I was really surprised at just how negative the film's message was. Essentially, the film's main point was that hard work and study are irrelevant because talent is innate. At first, it seems as though the film is about how anyone can accomplish things no matter what their background. However,by ( Read more... )

I just told a co-worker, "I find the idea of Amy Winehouse going anywhere near my anus terrifying."

I think I've honestly just found the film I most want to see over the winter. It's a Kung-fu Bollywood musical comedy.

I was down with the music and the humor and then they had to go and add Gordon Liu, one of my all-time favorite martial arts stars. Yes I think I just started crying and cumming at the same time.

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Today at work, while shooting Celebrity Buzz, the female host shouts "I need something to stuff in my butt."

How I stopped myself from commenting I'll never know.