A conversation between me and sean ( Read more... )

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If it's such a small world after all, how come I haven't found Waldo yet?

Reason #6. Today a guy theatre hopped on a Segway scooter ( Read more... )

Today at work we discovered a bag of marijuana under a cash register. In honor of this momentous occasion, I decided to write down all the things I love about my job at Regal ( Read more... )

Here are the answers to a quick test I took for a scholarship ( Read more... )

I went to Burger King yesterday.
They say you can have it your way, but they don't really mean it.
You can't have hundred dollar bills on your whopper.
You can't have diamonds as seseme seeds.
You can't go out with the girl behind you in line, 'cause she's only getting a salad, and the newcott doesn't roll that way.
He doesn't roll that way at all.

Things I desperately want to say in a fit of rage before I die ( Read more... )

Exact Dialogue from After Prom 2005:

Raffler: And the new Laptop goes to.... ZACK-

Newcott: YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH! YEEAHHH!! WHOO HOOO! YEAH BABY!

Raffler: -Sklaroo.

Newcott: NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY GOD!!!! WHY!?!?! POURQUE?!?!?!?!

(Newcott falls on knees and cries in fetal position for next 30 minutes)

MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm....
Urinal Cake.