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Unreasonable Mate Expectations:

- Working knowledge of Offensive Realism
- Completion of Ocarina of Time
- Passable ability - Super Smash Melee
- Appreciation of The Graduate
- Extensive Muppet knowledge
- Avid "Office" watcher
- Toleration of pun-based humor
- Scottish or Liverpudlian accent

Comments

bizarre accent requirement

[anonymous]

but apart from that, i fail to see what's unreasonable.
granted, no one outside my own family is crazy for my puns, but they're usually tolerated. and if you're not trying to be monogamous, it's even easier to satisfy all these demands. and you know what they say - two is a much better number than one for a lot of reasons.

-zac

[anonymous]

I feel ike toleration of pun-based humor is necessary. You know, for her own survival.

Alyssa

[midge7227]

when i hear "ocarina" i think of that episode of doug where skeeter plays the "ocarina" which is basically a stale roll he turned into a flutey/whistely instrument...