lol what happened

ps happy birthday shithead

my dad bought a mac and he can't get our house's printer installed through the network because the printer is attached to a pc and the hp software on his mac is only designed to communicate with other macs and basically fuck macintosh.

seriously osx is the dumbest operating system i've ever seen.

( awwwww )

i made a fire anyway and now i'm listening to air and elliott smith and reading ender's game and, shit, i'm drunk.

this is about as awesome as life gets imho.

lol

ps cloves

so i decide i'm going to have a relaxing morning by the fire, and within 2 minutes of my laying down wood (lol) it starts raining

fuck you weather.

pistachios are almost too good :tinfoil ( Read more... )

they should have a harry potter movie where like, the defense against the dark arts teacher turns out to be the bad guy, but he's just like, a servant of voldemort. what do you guys think? i think that would be really awesome. like they could put in all these plot twists and you could be all like "oh man i thought he was nice, but it turns out he's ( Read more... )

hey my name is christian and i am the doofiest doofus ever. sometimes people will be talking to me and i don't hear anything they're saying, so i get all confused and i keep saying "what?" with my stupid ostrich hair all flapping around. i enjoy spilling nutella on myself and i'm too irresponsible to use the stove, seeing as i burn myself every ( Read more... )

i don't usually post shit from weekend web. i mean, i have in the past, but it's every week and i haven't done it in months. anyway, i found this to be more ridiculous than usual and also i'm bored:

( weekend web )

i didn't bring my key to the library and apparently we lock the doors to the house now lmao ( Read more... )