Dilemma

[probablyscotty]

Not much of a dilemma, I confess... but who to dislike more vehemently?

I can't decide whether it should be Paul Burrell or Piers Morgan. They're both vile, but I need to decide, for I am fluffy and my pit of scorn has limits.

Timeshare anyone?

Comments

[kathbad]

Oooh, tough one.

Piers Morgan is creepier - actually no, they are probably both as creepy, but Piers has spread his evil thoughts and idea further, so he should be stopped first.

[probablyscotty]

So, Clarkson for pm then? After all, Piers Morgan can never be punched in the face enough. :-)

[probablyscotty]

I have to have a bit of respect for Morgan though, cos he is trying to delude others... smarmy smug name dropping git. See above comment.

Whereas Burrell incites my hatred of wilful self delusion with his pompous whining insistence that he's probably the Kwisatz Haderach. Back to the jungle with him!

[littleonionz]

Burrell wins by a an optical tentaclem close though I'll grant you.

[littleonionz]

Tentacle.