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[probe]

Did you hear about the fight in the chippy?

Apparently, Mr. Fish got battered!

Comments

[dere0n]

Psalm.

[probe]

I have been working on that one a while. I wasn't really a revalation...

[dere0n]

As I was eating fish & chips at the time of reading, I think I glimpsed enlightenment.

[miss_deborah]

That's worse than my favourite joke of the moment:

What bees makes milk?

boob-ees.

*giggles ot oneself*

Le sigh. Soooo baaaaaaaaaaad.

[probe]

That joke was painful. : )

[marnarama]

A man's waiting in hopsital for his child to be born. The doctor (now known as Dr) comes out of the delivery room and the man jumps up to hear what he has to say.
The Dr says: I've got some good news and some bad news.
Man: I'll have the bad news first.
Dr: I'm afraid to say your child was born ginger.
Man: Oh, that *is* bad news, very bad..
what's the good news?
Dr: It was a still birth.

[probe]

i had bllack hair when i was born so i dont take offense

[marnarama]

You weren't supposed to particularly, it was just a joke I heard over the weekend and I thought I'd join in.

[twonked]

i would take offense because i was born with orange hair - but mine was ringletty so i looked like that girl out of the wombles (majorly cool)

[disease69]

for some reason this one reminded me of you

a drunk man is looking for his keys under a lamp post
"did you drop your keys under the lampost?"
"no i dropped them way over there, but there is just so much more light under here"

and from Chris haigh who manages a crap joke every english lesson

why are david beckham and george michael similar?
the both like to come in loos

[goose_mcloose]

not really a joke but

whilst drunk never attempt to blow your nose in the middle of wiping your arse - viz

[probe]

saw it pal