Alcohol is great. I find myself far from sober every night. I think without alcohol, I'd be suicidal. So I go to school, go to work, then go drinking until I can't think straight anymore. I am not an alcoholic, I am just anti-reality.
I cut two of my fingers open at work today...and that's not fun. There's a few layers of skin missing from my left middle and ring fingers...and it hurts like a bitch. It also looks really disgusting.