My New Moon review

[probot]

So my friend and I watched New Moon online while drinking. Can somebody explain me WHAT THE FUCK?

Sparkly Footface dumps Plain Bitchfaced Mary Sue and she's like "TAKE MY SOUL I DON'T WANT IT, KILL ME OR WHATEVER I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION AT ALL" and then she spend months seeing it everywhere and ridiculously screaming while sleeping, then she

Comments

[bogieepop]

hahahah xD no joda, este es el mejor review de New Moon que eh visto xD hasta como le dices a edward jaja

[probot]

Haha gracias ;)

[astridityxo]

Ahaha, I love this post.
As a fan of the Twilight series, I'm glad to say that I'm one of those
few fans able to take a joke. The film was very poorly made, and it book isn't
written very well either, but I guess the idea behind it is cute. (If nothing else, lol.)
I also saw New Moon whilst off my trolley - just made things better, lawl!

- Astrid.