Comments | procrastinatus: Now With More Trans Fat In Every Box

procrastinatus

Now With More Trans Fat In Every Box

Dec 06, 2006 00:28

Im thinking about going to get something to eat.

What do the rest of you think?

Comments 8

bitch_on_fire December 6 2006, 07:49:12 UTC

Have some consolidated lard... it comes in 23 flavors/varieties and is artery cloggin good!

chadgent December 6 2006, 08:15:14 UTC

Well seeing as you posted this at 12:28 and it's only about 12:13, I assume you must have access to time travel. With that in mind, I suggest you travel back in time and eat a dinosaur.

shrives December 6 2006, 08:31:07 UTC

Sean I hope you know this is an important decision in life and not one to be made rashly. Many people have sacrificed their lives, not so you can get something to eat, but that you can have the CHOICE to get something to eat. God dammit Sean! You have to understand just what getting something to eat truly means. It's not about the food, it's not about being hungry. It's about understanding. It's about being a human being! A lesser man would simply eat when hungry and think nothing of it, but you, in your wisdom and years, have questioned the need to follow such impulses. Like Gandhi, you see food not as nourishment but as the shackles of an unjust life. If only I were half the man you are! I can only imagine the pain you must be feeling. This question, Sean, this question is not something I can decide for you. No, it's something that only you can answer, something attainable only by looking deep inside yourself. Aristotle, Plato, Descartes, Rousseau... and now Sean Boyle. I suggest you spend the next 10 years in a cave searching for ( ... )

jessemessy December 6 2006, 09:48:13 UTC

Damn, shriver took everything I was going to say and said it!

chadgent December 7 2006, 23:06:02 UTC

He took the words right out of your mouth, oooohh it must have been while he was kissing you...

Alright, made a gay joke about Jesse and Shrives, AND referenced a Meatloaf song. I think I'm done for the day. Back on topic, we never did find out what Sean ended up getting to eat. This cliffhanger gonna be resolved by the end of the season?

yourpetwerewolf December 6 2006, 09:23:22 UTC

i think you should make more lj-posts and we should talk more.

Oh, and i recommend some place with sandwiches, even tho i know youve probably eaten by now ^_^

sushincola December 6 2006, 20:03:28 UTC

Subway. Please...please...please don't eat that Makudo crap! Please! You'll die if you eat there again! *sobs*

...but if you do die... I want the Xbox 360 to give to my friends, the book collection under your bed, and my mattress back.

Enjoy eating!

shrives December 7 2006, 07:37:00 UTC

I call Sean's corpse........ what??