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Everyone should listen to This American Life ( Read more... )

I apologize for all the caps so early in the morning but I FUCKING HATE YOU MENLO FUCKING PARK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GIVING ME TICKETS FOR PARKING ON MY OWN GODDAMN STREET, ASSFUCK? IF YOU WERE A PERSON INSTEAD OF A TOWN I WOULD WAIL ON YOUR FAT UGLY PREPPED OUT RICH KID ASS AND SHOVE YOUR FACE IN A TOILET. I WANT MY GODDAM $35 BACK RIGHT ( Read more... )

ok, I'm doing it. I'm actually registering for a half-marathon. That means I'll actually run it. This is the upside of registration fees - it's much harder to bail and not do it ( Read more... )

pop quiz, fool ( Read more... )

ah, how the other 0.00001% lives ( Read more... )

money that is. (Sorry Ariel, you probably thought I was talking about something else ( Read more... )

Best movie ever. Oh Samuel L. Jackson, thou art wise. That was one of the greater moviegoing experiences of my life. It was all Mak's brainchild: "you know what would be a good idea?" says Mak. "Going to the midnight thursday show of Snakes on a Plane." And now, even at early o'clock sitting in lab, it was a great idea. The movie is so absurd ( Read more... )

I have the solution to all potential plane problems. I'm going to form a new airline which will have the most airtight security possible, and be fun to boot. It will be way better than the short-lived hooters airlines ( Read more... )

yo. To whomever is reading this and live in the bay area. A bunch of us peeps are going to see the A's shame the Red Sox on my birfday. That's August 28th. We're buying tickets monday probably, so let me know if you want to come. The game's at 7 so we'll try to get there around 6 for beer in the parking lot. Can you say PBR ( Read more... )