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prodigal_axe

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Oct 29, 2011 00:42

...Did someone leave their, uh...

.......

[Alright, he's not actually going to describe this item sitting on his bar stool. So he switches to video. It's the fairly empty bar in Discedo. You can see a pool table, a couple empty tables near a window. No people...except one customer ( Read more... )

the life of a barkeep, hobos for hobos, git off my pavement, wat, it's your future shinji, this doll seen better days, not!oldman discedo

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fierybluebird October 29 2011, 05:07:26 UTC

What the hell?

Well... he kind of looks like Pops. Except tiny.

prodigal_axe October 29 2011, 05:12:38 UTC

I...don't even know.

[He pokes it with a cup, to see if it explodes into flames or attacks or...something. Not this time. Instead it just flops over on its bony doll butt.]

So I guess it ain't yours.

fierybluebird October 29 2011, 05:45:22 UTC

Nope! I'd trade you, but I got a cute hula girl and I don't want to give her up.

prodigal_axe October 29 2011, 05:56:10 UTC

I wouldn't trade a hula girl for this, either...

Wait. Does that mean we've all got these?

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kungfublackfrog October 29 2011, 05:15:54 UTC

Has everyone been getting dolls today?

prodigal_axe October 29 2011, 05:19:26 UTC

What? [...] So these are everywhere, like the candy and the other halloween shit?

[He's picturing an army of old man hobo dolls.]

kungfublackfrog October 29 2011, 05:32:34 UTC

At least you got a decent doll.

[ And he shows him the one they gave him: a geisha.]

prodigal_axe October 29 2011, 05:43:52 UTC

Seriously?

Maybe it's...the Scientists, messing with us or something.

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loyal_cube October 29 2011, 05:37:45 UTC

I found one that looked similar to Lucifon-sama and Satan-sama but doesn't seem to be either of them.

Somehow it keeps finding it's way back into my basket.

prodigal_axe October 29 2011, 05:47:03 UTC

...So you got a Satan doll.

What, they follow you around?! Are you serious?

[He'll impulsively grab the Old Man doll and toss it across the room. There's a -thunk- of it hitting the door.

Then he turns around and it's sitting on top of his beer glass.]

GREAT.

loyal_cube October 29 2011, 05:59:25 UTC

This isn't the first time this has happened.

I'll just have to stay awake to make sure this one doesn't try to harm Flandre-chan.

[Seeing as the last doll to do these sort of things tried to hurt his mistress, he'll not be sleeping for a few days.... again.]

prodigal_axe October 29 2011, 06:08:46 UTC

Hey! Get outta my beer...

[The doll's bony (and none too clean) leg was slowly creeping into it. Shinjiro knocks it away, and then feels dumb for yelling at a doll.]

...wait, what? This happened before here?

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[Video] imp_1 October 30 2011, 23:09:54 UTC

... it's an oldy moldy type person. Does he play games?

[Video] sry for the lag, wasn't around fff prodigal_axe November 2 2011, 22:06:35 UTC

[...Oh god what is he even looking at. He'll stare a moment, and then scowl at the comment.]

...is this yours, or what?

[Awkwardly picking up the old man doll by a leg and holding it up to the camera.]

[Video] That's okay, I'm often like that. imp_1 November 3 2011, 22:51:03 UTC

I don't has a doll! I'd make it splat against wall!

[Video] /o/ prodigal_axe November 5 2011, 04:12:38 UTC

... Good luck. I've already tried that, sorta.