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[prodigalcleric]

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[barra_slyan]

Do you mean "memes", sir?

...

*Curious and slightly confused look*

And um.. I'm sorry to ask, sir, but um.. What exactly have I done that proved I am "invaluable"?

[prodigalcleric]

*Preston pauses* You were polite. And Kind. Did I use the correct terminology?

*frowns* I'm still unsure of how this "slang" goes...

[barra_slyan]

I think you used it right, sir. I'm just.. unused to anyone besides my mother saying things like that in reference to me. I apparently suffer from low self-esteem, sir.

If it gives you any comfort, I'm not very good with "slang" either. I was raised in a house full of people from different decades, planets, and realities.. my slang skills are mixed and very odd.

I prefer being polite anyway. It shows more respect, even if I seem to be formal..

[prodigalcleric]

Its a sign of maturity *preston smiles* its alright. Who do you live with? if I may ask...

[oohshinyobjects]

Gate laughed, "Makes me sound like a drug dealer or something. Didn't know it was that glamorous!"

[prodigalcleric]

In a way, it is considered a drug.

[oohshinyobjects]

**blinks** You know.. I never thought of it that way.. But then a tendancy towards the arts is considered a prerequisite for sentience and personhood over here and one of the drives that governs human (and Reploid!) behavior.

[birthrightgreen]

Would oldestbeloved look better not wearing pants, or not wearing a shirt?

*looks at him, in a slight bit of surprise*

Well, sugar, I daresay he would look a bit like you, if the rest is as identical as the face, but I'd have to answer the question with him looking best wearing neither.

[prodigalcleric]

*Preston pauses and blinks* Pardon me Ma'am, do you know him personally?

And as for that response...*preston's voice trails off* it is a bit disconcerting to think of things in such a manner.

[birthrightgreen]

*Surreal smiles back at him sunnily*

I do know him, yes.

*a tilt of her head*

Why is it disconcerting? The question called for an answer, didn't it?

[prodigalcleric]

It did. *Preston nods* And I thank you for providing one however...

He and I look the same-I suppose...that's what makes it disconcerting.

[barra_slyan]

How many people has barra_slyan seduced?
I think...if I'm correct, her mother would be very angry to learn that she'd seduced anybody at all.

I.. I've never seduced anyone... I've barely had two boyfriends! That's..

*She turns bright red*

Oh geez... mom would kill me.. only not kill as in death but she'd give me that look that says "I'm very disappointed in you." and that's even worse..

I think I need to curl up and die now..

[prodigalcleric]

*pause* so my answer was correct then?

*He frowns, patting her akwardly on the shoulder* Your mother won't have to know. I think this quiz is insane.

[barra_slyan]

Yes.. it was very correct, sir..

*Sheepish look*

My mother would know. Trust me on this. She would know before I knew.. heh...

[oohshinyobjects]

I have no need to raise the dead! I have robots to do my bidding! I'll see if I have any more spare mettaurs, 'kay?

[prodigalcleric]

I should like to see one of these "robots" as you term them.

Please do

[oohshinyobjects]

**Flourishes a shoebox, filled with mini-mets** Knew I had a spare box of 'em.. **coughs** Voila! My robot servants!

Three is usually sufficient to keep a 10x10 foot room straightened, unless you've got a packrat on your hands.