Ninth Invitation

[prodigious_mage]

[filtered to absolutely no one]
ATTENTION ALL STUPID HALF-BAKED WANNABE FEMALE MAGES WITH COOTIES NAMED RELM.

. . . You on the phone yet? Your presence is hereby requested at 1448 Mitchell Road.  You can bring your fake brother, too.

[To Mia, Canada, Shiraasan, Jigglypuff]
I figure if she's stuck in that house with a doppelganger, she could crash at

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I love you. XD

[rainbowbrush]

Yeah right, like I'm gonna listen to someone as dumb and ugly and stupid and talentless as you!

Palom loves you, too.

[prodigious_mage]

Hey, chill out! I'd have an awesome comeback ready, but we just need you to come over and talk about Jill. You know she beat Mia senseless, right?

[rainbowbrush]

...Yeah. I do. And I'm working on fixing everything.

[prodigious_mage]

Yeah, well, your magic's way too lame for you to manage that alone. Come on over. Mia and Matthew don't think it's safe for you guys to be living with her until we can fix things.

If we work together, I'm sure we'll figure something out.

[mr_blandy_bland]

Um, s-sure...that's fine with me.

Especually since...since they really aren't safe where they are anyway...

[prodigious_mage]

Great!

Mia said that Shiraa and I have to help you around the house. So I'm gonna be in charge of dealing with misbehavior, OK?

[mr_blandy_bland]

Ah...well I d-don't know....

[prodigious_mage]

Sure you do! Kuma can be my assistant.