fuckin a,raoulxstrifeNovember 10 2002, 05:08:04 UTC
how are ya dave? that's kinda funny that you're being put into a position of authority and responsibility... i remember those motherfuckers tryin to make me the PG and later, a squad leader. but fuck, i managed to keep a low profile and keep my head close to the ground... and it paid off... no responsibility, i watched my back and my battlebuddy's backs and that's it. fuck, i hate the shit that i've been put through. sucks that it's warped my sense of pride that i've had in the army. i actually do like the army... it's just the fact that i've been drug through shit and i don't like being degraded, humuliated, and treated like a peice of shit. fuck, the army isn't bad. i still do hate it for hte time being. thank god i'm a fuckin reservist. well, hope ya come home soon and don't get hit by too many rocks when the children come. remember, nothing sticks to children better than constantine wire.
hey shawnee, do you remember me? i'm that ryan kid that knows that other ryan kid named babka and i visited the old shop while violating probation the first day they put me on it and babka talks about the warship tabernakle and vomit and barfunkle and hey hey i missed your show b/c i'm only 18 and i only have one leg b/c of walt "mother fuckin" disney and the cold war back when castro was so hey hey what's going on i'm probably gonna get a tat or two and hey now there little buddy don't jump on the swing the father is watching now why'd ya do that we're gonnna burn in hell repent your sins say hey hi ho say what hey laddy hey now shit damn the wall's gone where's grandma i think she's watching the soaps now hey say hi to babka ya crazy sonofamonkey no no no now, hey sonofanig think i stand corrected same difference, right? tell courtney that ryan that used to have a goatee and got a haircut and his negro pops didn't like the mohawk and i went to nam and i'm back and fuck, is she really security in my community now hey what the fuck
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Okay I am such a stupid fuck.........That was YOU in the car with Christine last night. Boy am I a monkey ass toting uncle. I'm all waving going who the fuck is that with her? LOL! So HEY!!! What's up? It's awesome to hear that you're back. Now you can eat yodels and have sex with trees and no one will yell in your face and tell you to give em $20. Or somthing like that. I mean.......WELCOME BACK!!!
shit, i was wondering if you recognized me... did ya know that jordan's back??? well, anyway, the thing about trees... only if i'm in uniform, and for $20... damn, i hate this capitalist society. damn democracy!!! where's the red army when ya need 'em, where's stalin'?
back in vietnam i was made a team leader and i was stressed out too. here are some tips on what you can do to make it through cool and alive. 1 - eat as many rations as you can. i know they dont like it but lets face it...its about survival now. 2 - absolutly do not dance. you will lose energy and respect from those underneath you if you do. 3 - dig trenches. 4 - dig moats. 5 - dig traps for the local tigers so that you dont get eaten while stealing rations. and as for the last of my advice, three words. do not get shot by bullets because chances are that they will hurt your body alot and we all know that you have a nice body. (what did i say?)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!!!<3 Like happy birfday n stuff.....like I would have gotten you stuff if you weren't so far away so the best I could do is what's in your damn e-mail. Like go check it n stuff and give me praise for caring that you were born because you are like my bestest friend in the whole wide world and I misses you and am going to give you a dorky internet hug -->*HUG* Weeee wasn't that awesome? Okay I like Love you n stuff and miss you and hope that your birfday doesn't suck too much because you are over there were kids are stupid turds that stick their hands in windows without knowing the consequences. They should all like die until they are dead. Now go check your e-mail.
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1 - eat as many rations as you can. i know they dont like it but lets face it...its about survival now.
2 - absolutly do not dance. you will lose energy and respect from those underneath you if you do.
3 - dig trenches.
4 - dig moats.
5 - dig traps for the local tigers so that you dont get eaten while stealing rations.
and as for the last of my advice, three words. do not get shot by bullets because chances are that they will hurt your body alot and we all know that you have a nice body.
(what did i say?)
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Like happy birfday n stuff.....like I would have gotten you stuff if you weren't so far away so the best I could do is what's in your damn e-mail. Like go check it n stuff and give me praise for caring that you were born because you are like my bestest friend in the whole wide world and I misses you and am going to give you a dorky internet hug -->*HUG* Weeee wasn't that awesome? Okay I like Love you n stuff and miss you and hope that your birfday doesn't suck too much because you are over there were kids are stupid turds that stick their hands in windows without knowing the consequences. They should all like die until they are dead. Now go check your e-mail.
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