[ooc; i wrote this in like a half hour...and it sucks, but it came from a conversation Jolie and I were having and kind of coincides with the positions on
this website. um, yeah. pretty much the website and the fic are nsfw. please just ignore this.]
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AND THEN THIS.
YOU ARE A MIND-READER AND PSYCHIC AND IT'S SO THEM AND OMG I LOVE IT SOOOOOOOO MUCH. ALKJGLAGKJA;GLK THE EDGE OF THE BATHTUB ONE MADE ME GIGGLE LIKE A MEAN MEAN PERSON AND THEY JUST KEEP FALLING OVER AND BEING AWKWARD AND PRECIOUS AND WONDERFUL AND ALGKJA;LGAL OTPPPPPPPP HOW I LOVE YOU SO.
X33333333
and no awkward "that is not how you do spine" pile driver~
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YOU ARE HORRIBLE!! ADLER COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK OR SOMETHING! THEN WHERE WOULD WE BE!!!....
JUST KIDDING! I LOVE IT TOO! THEY ARE JUST PERFECT!!
and i was going to...but i still fail to believe how that is possible and i am ultimately super scared of it, so i left it out.
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AND OMG THE SITE ACTUALLY SUGGESTS "ON THE EDGE OF A BATHTUB". WHAT THE HELL, WE SHOULD SEND THEM ADLER'S MEDICAL BILLS. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT", WE'LL SAY. DANGEROUS AND IRRESPONSIBLE, I'M SAYING.
things just...don't...line up...like that.......
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I KNOOOOOW! THAT'S WHY I USED THAT! IT SEEMED HORRIBLE AND LIKE IT COULD ONLY LEAD TO TROUBLE! ADLER WAS LIKE "I GOT THIS, I AM A PRO-SEXER! I CAN DO THIS" AND THEN HE GOT A MILD CONCUSSION. CAUSE HE'S REALLY JUST AN IDIOT.
they really don't. unless someone is boneless...or something.
also...let's hope Adler never watches porn and gets more ideas from that.
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