Title: Warning signs.
Fandom: Saiyuki
Pairing(s): Gojyo/Sanzo
Rating: M.....for the hell of it.
Summary: The lip cream just happened to taste nice.
Author Notes: I love my mind.
“Hold still, you piece of shit priest.”
Sanzo growled and jerked his head from Gojyo’s grip, violet optics glaring dangerously at the kappa as he tried for the third time to put the cream on the priest’s swollen lip, but like the last time when the tanned hand grabbed hold of Sanzo’s chin the blonde yanked it out of the others grip.
“Fucking hell Sanzo, hold still!” Gojyo growled as Sanzo snorted and shifted, moving away from the redhead.
“Go to hell, there is no way I’m letting and idiot like you touch my lip,” Sanzo growled back amethyst optics sharpening, arms crossed stubbornly across his chest. He would live with this stupid swollen lip if he had to, there was no way in hell he was ever going to let Gojyo touch his face.
Gojyo twitched in annoyance, the priest chose a fine day to be stubborn, but then again he always was stubborn so really it wasn’t that different from any other day with Sanzo. But today, today Gojyo really had no patience for the man at all, with another growl he pounced tackling Sanzo to the ground and effectively straddling and pinning him to the cool floor.
“EROKAPPA LET ME GO RIGHT NOW!” Sanzo shouted struggling to get out of the grip Gojyo had him in, yet no avail. He hissed as the tanned hand of the kappa grabbed hold of his face and smeared the cool cream onto his swollen lip. Gojyo let out of Sanzo’s face the second he was sure that he had finished what he was trying to do, a cocky smirk planted on his face as he did so, this only made Sanzo glared and growl underneath his breath, his glare increasing as the redhead didn’t get off him.
“If you do not get off me right now water beetle, I’ll blow a hole into your head,”
And of course the warning was not heeded by Gojyo, he chose to ignore the big fat neon sign about Sanzo’s head which flashed; “DANGER DANGER! WILL KILL IF ANNOYED!” and continued to smirk. The pair stared at each other for a while, one glaring while the other couldn’t wipe the cocky smirk on his face…it was silent until…
“Never thought I’d see Sanzo-hime underneath me,” Gojyo stated with what could only be described as a pervy smirk, something that would certain earn him a sharp hit over the head from that infamous fan of Sanzo’s. He could have sworn he felt the bloodlust coming from the blonde beneath him, but again like the warning signs he completely ignored it.
“Get the fuck off me erokappa,” The priest warned, looking as if he was about to go on a rather enjoyable killing spree, starting with the redhead on top of him. He seriously could not figure out why the said redhead would constantly push it with him, frankly it annoyed Sanzo completely.
Gojyo merely snorted at the warning, again being completely ignored as he leaned down, his nose lightly brushing up against Sanzo’s causing the other to tense considerably, “I quite like this position, I’ll admit…” he murmured leaning further down to the point his lips drifted dangerously close to Sanzo’s. This only caused the blonde to tense even more and the smirk on Gojyo’s face to widen, Sanzo was completely and utterly underneath his control and he liked it…more than he should.
It seemed for a mere second that things were going to go his way, the kappa quickly stole Sanzo’s lips before the blonde had any chance to respond somewhat shocked as he felt the other return the kiss, but he didn’t care at this moment…the fact was that he had the normally prissy priest underneath his complete control. After he decided that he had tormented the other enough he pulled back licking his lips, Lemons…suits him fucking sour puss… he thought with a smirk, until crimson eyes went wide in mild fear.
THWAP!
“DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN PERVERT!”