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[prof_bumblebee]

Normally, I might feel relief at going back to Hogwarts after four days of experiencing a virus. Instead, I came back to ten more educational decrees and the news that another professor of mine has been put on probation, and suddenly I find myself wishing to go back to ligers and soccer and frosting bombs.

Comments

[green_witch_w]

This time high school wasn't as bad as the first time I had to go through it...you can still do magic?

[prof_bumblebee]

I'm glad you enjoyed this version of events better than that of the past. And yes, I can still do magic; I am actually the headmaster of a school for witches and wizards.

[green_witch_w]

I was hardly not enjoyable considering how my old school is.

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What's the school named?

[prof_bumblebee]

Ah. My condolences on your previous school, then.

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

[ofhopeandglory]

You're a teacher as it is?

[prof_bumblebee]

I'm the headmaster of a school, though I used to be a teacher there.

[ofhopeandglory]

Going by what you taught during the virus, would it be safe to say that it's a school of magic?

[prof_bumblebee]

Yes, it is. It's Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where we teach magic to children starting at age 11.

[timey_wimey]

Hmm. Someone's been busy in your absence.

[prof_bumblebee]

She always is, I'm afraid. She has a talent for coming up with useless rules. Last week, she banned all lipsticks any shade darker than fuschia.

[timey_wimey]

Why fuschia?

[prof_bumblebee]

The popular theory is that fuschia is her shade of lipstick color.