Parks and Recreation Fic: Dirty Laundry

[prof_buzzkill]

Dirty Laundry:

A Ficlet Oneshot

Rated R
Timeframe: Jerry's Painting

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By the time they finished up their coffee at The Daily Grind in a record for Shortest First Date: 36 minutes (and 23 seconds), two things had happened:

1) Cindy Miller was 200% more intrigued than put off by the brooding Ben Wyatt.

2) It was now sheeting cold rain outside.

"Well,

Comments

[sullen_aquarian]

Ha! I definitely was not expecting THAT. Sorry Cindy!

[bowlsohard]

Oh for the love of plaid! That shirt only made one appearance, and I am absolutely convinced that is has been in Leslie's closet since they started dating and is on heavy rotation as sleepwear. I LOVED this. You should write more!!!

[courtknees1]

HA! Oh my god. This is insane and so funny. I love Ben's terrified aversion to poor Cindy. Please please tell me that the summary (Ben Wyatt is in for two surprises) was inspired by Party Down, because I watched that episode just last night and it made this all the more hilarious. And you're right, it certainly is a mental image that stays with you.

[prof_buzzkill]

You got the Party Down shout out! You win one pink bow tie and a plaid shirt of your choice.

[courtknees1]

YES! I am psyched! I was reading this and just kept thinking of Adam going "It's great, it's just so great, it's really the nicest thing" and laughing. I have always felt I would look amazing in plaid + a pink bow tie. I'll be the prettiest girl at the ball!

[prof_buzzkill]

You have evidently been betrayed by your lust for a free scoop of rum raisin ice cream. I hope your day is just so great, and I wish you all nicest things. At least you have the perfect outfit to celebrate in!