OOC: Dealing With Idiots Syllabus and Roster

Jan 05, 2011 11:56

Syllabus

Week 1 - Introductions and Testing
Week 2 - Types: Idiots You Don't Have To Be Nice To
Week 3 - Techniques: Insults and Threats
Week 4 - Techniques: Physical Violence (that won't exact permanent damage)
Week 5 - Practical: Giving Simple Directions
Week 6 - Types: Idiots You Don't Come In Direct Contact With, AKA Public Figures
Week 7 - Techniques: Educated Mockery (also known as literary criticism, political commentary, and heckling)
Week 8 - Techniques: Throwing Foodstuffs (and other non-lethal projectiles)
Week 9 - Practical: A Trip To The Theatre
Week 10 - Types: Idiots You Have to Pretend Aren't
Week 11 - Techniques: Passive-Aggression and Mastering the Expressive Eyeroll (also the sardonic bow and the lifting of a single brow)
Week 12 - Practical: A Day In The Service Industry
Week 13 - Retrospective: Great Morons In History
Week 14 - Advanced Techniques: Ignoring Them (harder than it looks)
Week 15 - Advanced Techniques: 1) Suffer Fools 2) ??? 3) Profit!

To mutilate a line from several of my fellow faculty, syllabus subject to rearrangement or substitution at the drop of a turnip.

Roster

Alex Karev
Effy Stonem
Ellie Bartowski
Jacob Black
Jonothon Starsmore
Joolushko Tunai Fenta Hovalis
Karla
Leia Organa
Makita
Maladicta
Medusalith Amaquelin
Ramona Flowers
Rilla Blythe
Squall Leonhart
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

class: dealing with idiots, ooc

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