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[profanitization]

Even if the old man ups th' allowances every year, I still have yet to get a laptop. Pretty much proves th' point why I'm freezin' my ass off here in the computer lab

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[oriental_dragon]

...You could always find a hacker computer tech find a way to bypass the school's restriction codes.

[profanitization]

Sure, an' then once I've got through th' porn sites, maybe I'll go mess with th' gradin' system. Problem is, these nerds squeak more than a mouse an' even I can't do anythin' 'bout it.

[oriental_dragon]

-light chuckle- It wouldn't be the first time someone's attempted that, I'm sure. But in retrospective, there'd be less of a chance that any one would find out if you get a hacker. They'd have just as much to lose too, I'd imagine.

Then again, all that trouble for porn? Probably not worth it. But who knows? Maybe you'll find some scandalous photos of some of the professors around here while you're at it.

[profanitization]

Hackers are easier t'work with. Money does th' job better than threats.

'Xactly. Get humiliation an' blackmail in, then you're all set for th' semester.

[hurricane_smile]

So why don't you just buy a laptop then stupid?

[profanitization]

'Cause I'm savin' up for a motorcycle that'll beat your piece of scrap metal, Sis.

[hurricane_smile]

Hah! don't hold your breath then, you'll be saving for a long time~

[profanitization]

Anythin's possible on th' "markets" these days, so I wouldn't be so sure there, either.

[dontcallme4eyes]

I work at the Apple store a few blocks from the college, you know.

And the school's censoring isn't hard to override at all.

[profanitization]

No, I didn't know. Got some cheap laptops over there?

[dontcallme4eyes]

They're macs. So not really, for most people. If you know the people that work there, you'll get money shaved off on almost any side.

[profanitization]

'Scuse my lack of Nerdness, Macs. I know people from anywhere, I'll probably stop by sometime.

[sand_tanuki]

What do you find so appealing in porn?

Watching other people's bodies move against each other like slabs of meat...

[profanitization]

S'not like I jerk off to it everday. Jus' 'nother form of entertainment like readin' books or shit.

Slabs of meat? Man, you sure know how t'pick your words...

[violent_pulse]

...porn sites...

Hey...I saw you at the party. Kankurou, was it?

[profanitization]

Yeah, sites wit' lot of naked girls or men. Whatever's your preference.

Tha's right. Didn't catch your name.

[violent_pulse]

I know what porn sites have on them.

Sakura.

[profanitization]

Good for you. Saves me from talkin' 'bout th' whole point 'bout porn sites.

Sounds vaguely familiar.