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We just finished teaching Sora how to talk like a normal 24-year-old girl!
LET'S SEE THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOR
100% FLAWLESS
KEEP GOING
Okay, I think this is normal.
TEST SUBJECT NUMBER 2 ENGAGE
THIS
IS
STUPID
Operation Hep Cat Sora:
FAILED
After a bit of food antics, it's back to business!
Apparently Tsugumi apologized for wrecking medical equipment.
Why would Tsugumi ask Sora about that?
What is Mysterion's mysterious mystery?!
After confirming that Sora doesn't know her secret backstory, she went back to bed.
I hope somebody understands this girl, because I sure don't.
I ask Sora to keep a robot eye on Tsugumi, but she says she doesn't like using the sensors if it's not an emergency.
It's an invasion of privacy, you see.
In the infirmary!
Let's check on the girl ourselves.
Tsugumi's actually here!
She seems more chill than she was before.
I offer to make a sammich, and she actually accepts this time!
BRB
WORLD'S STRONGEST CHICKEN SANDWICH CHEF
Enjoy your delicious mea
GODDAMMIT TSUGUMI
Under the bed are some mixed nuts and a small empty box, arrayed like the nest of some small animal.
Tsugumi, what does this mean.
TO THE SECURITY OFFICE
Well!
That was easier than expected.
Further zooming in by Tsugumi shows some kind of rat or something.
Are you here to check on your pet dirty rodent.
IT IS NOT A DIRTY RODENT
IT IS A DJUNGARIAN HAMSTER
Tsugumi eventually admits that she was following the rat DJUNGARIAN HAMSTER via security cameras.
The hamster has moved via pipes to an area we cannot reach!
Well!
Time to go do the impossible.
WATER PRESSURE DIAGRAMS
THIS WON'T BE THE LAST ONE
The point is that since the floodgates are sealed, the water here is only one atmosphere.
The swim distance is 153* feet, and this may be suicidally stupid
BUT WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER DAMMIT
We found a rope we can use to guide us back.
TIME TO
Interrupted!
She wants to go for the kind of reasons that I'm sure make a lot of sense if you're Tsugumi.
I've taught Tsugumi how to be a hot-blooded moron!
When I try to protest, she punches me in the stomach and dives into the water.
...wait...
I REMEMBER... THIS FIST...
Oddly enough, this is when I feel a sudden bout of sickness that seems to have nothing to do with the gut punch I just got.
Status: Reorienting...
Tsugumi! Went off to get hamster!
How long has she been gone? And what just happened?
Oh.
Status report: Tsugumi made it, but was unable to catch the hamster. He may have come this way.
She was right!
>GET HAMSTER
She's talking to the hamster here, of course, not me.
Anyway this ridiculous farce is over now can we get back to business.
After one last gut punch, we can!
To be continued
*17 x 9.
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