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>> Route 3, Chapter 6: Reunite With Loving Djungarian Hamster
The disappearance of Tsugumi!
The hamster nest under the bed!
This time I am able to put two and two together faster, thanks to having seen the pet before!
A Tsugumi is confronted, a hamster revealed.
A diagram is shown, a basic understanding of physics demonstrated.
Tsugumi insists on going in my place.
Her request is overridden, thanks to some bullshit about someone who can use LeMMIH having to stay behind!
INTO THE DARKNESS I GO
FUCK IT'S FREEZING
AND DARK
AND LONG
JUST
KEEP
SWIMMING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BLEAUGH
A nasty affair, but I totally survived.
[ INCOMING CALL - PRESS SELECT ]
Tsugumi! I am in the Hamster Room.
It is pitch dark. I am likely to be eaten by a water grue.
Stop!
To the left.
Left, a little bit more.
Left, a little bit more.
Right, a little bit more.
Distance to the enemy: 6, 5, 4...
Incoming missiles, please defend.
Thanks to a combination of Tsugumi's expert navigation, my laserlike spatial awareness, and dumb luck, I have acquired one (1) Djungarian Hamster.
Getting home is gonna be tough.
Fortunately, I brought one end of a rope with me, so I can just follow it back!
SUCCESS
As you can see in this demonstration, I am not a massive dork.
Upon being reunited with her pet, Tsugumi disappears and is instantly replaced with some girl from another dimension who looks like Tsugumi, but smiles and names hamsters Chami.
Antics.
...?
...!!
I feel asleep!
Except not anymore.
Friday, May 5th
It's the wee hours of the morning!
Still no sign of rescue.
Tsugumi's not in the infirmary.
Chami's nest is gone, too.
Sora's AWOL, too.
I am PRETTY SURE we have tried all the buttons in here.
>Don't push the button.
Yeah, if this place had power, we wouldn't have been down here for five days.
Idle conversation with Tsugumi as before.
Why yes, I do know what that is.
>I know.
To be continued
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